Shaquille O’Neal Shatters Ballot Box While Trying To Vote For First Time

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He has benefited, by way of lower taxes, with having tRump as pres and this has prompted him to vote.

(Did you really just accuse him of a felony and fabricate evidence?!)

Someone shouted 'Cobe' and riots subsequently broke out resulting in the election being thrown into overtime. 'The ball game is in the refrigerator ' Said one rioter. 'Fuck'er right in the pussy' Said another man. Back to you in the studio bunker, Jim.

notmetalmagic Wish this was real and he really slam dunked the ballot box.

Esosa_Osa

Boom shakalaka

He tried to dunk his ballot, didn’t he?

Lol ... you don’t disappoint

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