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Sam Darnold Pissed He Forgot To Bench Self On Fantasy Team

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FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Expressing concern that he’s already out of the playoff hunt after a brutal 2-4 start to the season, injured Jets quarterback Sam Darnold was reportedly annoyed Wednesday after forgetting to bench himself on his fantasy team this past week. “Dammit, I’ve actually been meaning to sit myself for weeks, but this was a huge fuckup, especially since I have [Jared] Goff on the bench and he’s at least half-decent,” said Darnold, who revealed that several other owners in his league had complained to the commissioner that his heart clearly was not in it and he was giving other teams easy wins. “Honestly, I should never have drafted me. I’ve been a total dud. I thought I might have a breakout year after showing some promise, but with [Adam] Gase coaching I should have known it was gonna be a disaster. I should just drop myself and take a chance on Tua [Tagovailoa], now that he’s starting.” Darnold added that he still planned to hold on to Le’Veon Bell as he expected him to break out now that he was no longer a Jet.

FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Expressing concern that he’s already out of the playoff hunt after a brutal 2-4 start to the season, injured Jets quarterback Sam Darnold was reportedly annoyed Wednesday after forgetting to bench himself on his fantasy team this past week.

I should never have drafted me. I’ve been a total dud. I thought I might have a breakout year after showing some promise, but with [Adam] Gase coaching I should have known it was gonna be a disaster. I should just drop myself and take a chance on Tua [Tagovailoa], now that he’s starting.” Darnold added that he still planned to hold on to Le’Veon Bell as he expected him to break out now that he was no longer a Jet.

 

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CaucasianJames

FreelanceFowler Anything to stay relevant... sheesh. Someone please trade for this kid so we can see if he is actually talented or not...

He lucked out by adding the Dolphins defense to his team

JPFarnsworth quadrihax

I feel

BFGC_TWong is this funny

TheOriginalAF

Twin to mesut ozil

And to add insult to injury, he completely forgot to stream the Dolphins D.

Absolutely not related but he looks like the guy playing Dexter.

He ain’t even on a roster in most of my leagues.

Savage!

MattyStGodard

Whatever happened to Deadspin?

Shocked he even picked himself for his roster

Espngreeny 🙃

Bummer

Can't wait for him to reprise his role as Dexter though!

Oof.

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