Ron DeSantis Eating Pudding With His Fingers Will End His 2024 Bid

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Voters don’t want a president who’s been credibly accused of licking dessert from his paw like a cartoon bear.

The chatter over DeSantis’ public engagement has also surfaced past unflattering stories about his social skills—particularly, his propensity to devour food during meetings.

Enshrined in DeSantis lore is an episode from four years ago: During a private plane trip from Tallahassee to Washington, D.C., in March of 2019, DeSantis enjoyed a chocolate pudding dessert—by eating it with three of his fingers, according to two sources familiar with the incident.

 

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This is insightful hard hitting journalism.

This is just some sad shit.

how low can you go?

Yet we have a president who's been credibly accused of shitting his pants at the Vatican and farting in the presence of foreign dignitaries. No stories on that?

Is this a parody account? This can't be a real headline, right?

Ya, his fascism aside, this is the deal breaker.

A tell-tale sign that the left is (appropriately) scared shitless of DeSantis and is trying something—anything—to discredit him. “Eating food with his hands! Can you believe it?! Is this who you want in the White House?!” Beyond pathetic.

What's sad is NY Magazine used to be fun

OK, that you're reporting something this stupid makes me nervous. Is DeSantis actually going to win

Always hitting new lows, congratulations!

If it wasn’t for double standards, the left would have no standards at all.

Yeah, that’s the biggest issue facing the country.

lol This reaks of desperation

It is truly fascinating observing people destroying themselves over this kind of narrative. To prove their point they have turned NYC into an unparalleled cesspool - but those sophisticated elites! They’re just so sophisticated!

How about a guy who eats ice cream on camera?

But democrats want a child and woman molester, his on daughter claims her molested her. You're a joke.

Also 'Why does everyone distrust the media, journalism, and reporters today like we're just political partisans selling bullsh*it?' 🤔

Grow up.

Klobasuck ate salad with a comb. Yet she was called 'resourceful'.

Yeah, Americans really hate bears...

Why you raggin’ on Joe?

No we wan one that doesn’t know what a woman is, lied his entire career and is provably racist.,

The legacy media is at it again

What we don't want are the destruction of the country courtesy by Democrat leaders.

Is this a parody account?

But TheDemocrats want a president who sniffs little girls, showers w his teenage daughter & shits on the Pope’s rug.

If it was four fingers I’d be worried, but three is ok.

We had a president who would wolf down whole apples, core and all, and grab and eat unpeeled baked potatoes in just a couple of bites.

The New York magazine is another crappy propagandist publication like the New Yorker, Atlantic, Teen Vogue, etc.

Are you competing (poorly) with The Onion now

HeatherMoAndCo I saw a man spill a bit of ice cream from a cone in a shopping mall. Then he squatted down, picked it up, ate it, then cleaned the rest off the ground and licked his fingers clean, until the floor was clean. Don't elect someone like that. Frigging weird. NoDesantis

I quit reading at the “Daily Beast”.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎

Oh, you’re serious. I thought this was satire.

I’ll gladly vote for Desantis.

This is your god thinking about Michael at back home...

😐 oh yeah? Meanwhile in 🇨🇦 ~the Left repeatedly elects a leader who frequently enjoys prancing about in full body blackface Trudeau would have smeared that pudding on his face and started rapping while the Left wing voters made googly eyes at him in raptured awe 😑

Puddin gate- please tell us what voters do want?

Credibly accused. Lol

As opposed to sniffing little girls’ hair? You did

Y’all are so afraid of DeSantis winning and showing America what leadership is. It’ll set back you weirdos for a generation.

*credibly* accused....wow Well, in that case - I guess I'll stick with pudding-brains (our current POTUS)

Are you fucking serious NYMag? Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

A supposedly credible media source actually posted this comment.

The media’s having a good laugh with this and I hope so is everyone else! Whoever came up with this deserves an award. Has anybody tried to eat anything with 3 fingers. Hahahaha 😂

What is your point?

This magazine is attempting to outdo the National Enquirer-and failing. Who reads it anyway?

Compared to sniffing the hair of 11 year old girls in an orgasmic twitch while doing so, I will take a yogi bear eating technique, all-day, every-day.

It was Poop - It wasn't a dessert.

If that’s the best you’ve got by now, this’ll stand in for a full endorsement.

Wow, the slandermill is struggling

People actually still read this rag?!

As a voter, I can assure you I genuinely don’t care whether or not a presidential candidate has ever licked pudding off their hand or not.

The funny part is that you think voters decide who gets to be president.

You are childish.

is this satire?

Yes we do. We don’t want a president who shits his pants.

The furries ain’t gonna be happy

This is exactly correct. I want a president that looks at a dessert with no silverware, and cries. Not a single tear, but full on ugly crying.

This is your concern? Seriously get a life 🤦‍♀️

ACCUSED is not fact. Who accused him cnnschumer, pelosi, schiff?

First, this is what you’re attacking him with? Really? Second, have you ever noticed people who are extremely intelligent and extremely driven do odd things and seem not to know it’s not socially appropriate?

What a joke

So in other words, you’ve got nothing on Desantis. This is going to be a rout.

yes we all prefer the sock puppet that loves sniffing children and can't articulate a sentence without a teleprompter... a much better option

I don't care if he eats with his feet if he can run the US as effectively as he's run Florida...If this is the best you can do, it's a complete fail.

Wait, is this a real 'magazine' or a parody account like the old MADmagazine

Lord, save us from tweets this lame...and send the authors into exile deep in the Everglades without an airboat.

Just voters inside your little bubble.

Did these guys get hacked?

Someone actually wrote this line and an editor chose to publish it. “Even worse for DeSantis is how funny the word “pudding” sounds. And it’s a dessert for children.” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

This is stupid

One wonders...

A president who's licked his finger vs a president who's son calls him 'Pedo Pete'. Either way, TRUMP2024!

A surprising number of voters are, however, perfectly happy to support this adorable cartoon bear’s candidacy.

Did AI write this?

Okay it's weird. But why do we care enough to be talking about it and making articles about it? DeSantis has plenty of actually concerning things to discuss.

But taking $3.5 million from the wife of the Mayor of Moscow, like Biden is fine. The money is a wire showing as a Suspicious Activity Report verified by DNI. You are not allowed to see the Report. I like the pudding DeSantis eats, fingers and all, better.

The hell do I care how the guys finishes a desert? Fuck, I guess licking the Cheeto dust off my finger tips is a big NO-NO

WatchRatio I'm pissing myself laughing right now 🤣🤣🤣 Btw, the voters were/are happy with a president who likes to sniff children. 😉😉 You can decide which one is worse.

This is 100x worse than using a comb as a fork, ngl.

What the hell does this even mean?

🤡🤡🤡🤡

Is this parody?

Oh lawd!!! 😂😂😂😂

But they do want one that sniffs little girls?

So why did you vote for Biden then?

I guarantee you more than half of the editorial room at NYMag has eaten pudding and/or yogurt with their fingers. You are an absolute liar if you deny it or act like DeSantis doing it is some big deal. You guys are weird af for this.

This is the Babylon Bee?

I didn't want one that likes little kids to rub the hair on his leggs and smell little girls hair! Which one is the creepiest?

God your so out of touch

This is hilarious. 😄

Somehow being able to sniff childrens hair isn’t a disqualifier though? Odd flex.

You’ve become a cartoon. Not him.

Is this a freaking joke?

I prefer a president who keeps his fingers where they belong, buried in the pockets of the oligarchs that run our nation, or three knuckles deep in an under aged person on an island somewhere. Anything but pudding.

Oh, I think I found a candid photo of the incident…

Is this a parody account? If not, are you sure you're not a parody account?

They say... while licking the current President's ass.

In 2016 voters elected a guy who bragged about grabbing women and was accused of raping a 13-year-old girl. Maybe let the chocolate thing go and start focusing on what's important. New York Mag does consider itself a legitimate source of worthwhile news, right?

Does Cotton Eyed Joe do that?

Absolutely. He's done for. Probably going to have to resign as governor, too.

pathetic

very serious and impactful journalyzm

I will now be muting your outlet to end your 2023 bid for my feed

You disgust me. Get out of NYC. You’re not good enough. You’re sick, you’re weak, you’re petty and you give our once most exceptional city in the world a bad name. Get out. Don’t you dare use NY’s name you propaganda peddling parrots!

Biden shits his pants and trump wore diapers, I’m sure the voters care about pudding.

No, they want presidents who touch their daughters in the shower.

The multiple millions of people who lick the mixing bowl, lick the stirring spoon, and want to get every drop of goodness from a plate will find this endearing and relatable, NOT disqualifying. Keep trying so hard.

Serious journalism.

Actually, most voters don't want a President who has consistently abused/been creepy around girls and women But wow - your fear of DeSantis is delightful and a great recommendation for him.

Unserious fools. 🤣🤣🤣

Just wait until you see our current President.

Voters don't want the current rESIDENT that licks kids....

This is some really weak drivel from this rag

I’d vote for him.

I don't know. Licking pudding off of fingers seems harmless, especially compared to people who throw things at staffers, wear blackface, firing staffers 'for giving them Covid,' etc. Pudding Gate doesn't turn me off of the guy.

What the fuck lol.

Yes they rather vote for someone who sniffs kids and showered with his daughter

Is this April 1?

Finally, NYMag begins to cover politics in a matter commensurate with their reputation. Embrace the ridicule!

biden took showers with his daughter EnemyOfThePeople

I guess they'd rather a racist dementia ridden patient who eats Ice cream and sniff girls hair.

Daddy likes dessert, nothin wrong with that 🐻 ❤️ 🤣

He's a tool. Doesn't matter how he eats his pudding, he's got no chance anyway.

What’s next? Are you going to write a hit piece against DeSantis for ripping tags off of his mattresses?

I’m sure pudding cup in the White House now has dribbled some out of his hand before…

Don't care about 'credible' rumors of how he eats. Want a President that's not owned by the Chinese Communist Party.

How about one who eats salad with her comb? You pathetic bunch of partisan hacks.

I don't know. They voted for a guy who thinks little girls are scratch and Sniff.

I’ve never identified more strongly with a candidate. I am Rick DeSantis. If eating puddin’ with my fingers is wrong I don’t want to be right.

Amy Klobachar used a staffers comb to eat a salad 🤢🤮

It's amazing that this isn't satire.

Enjoy your comfy bubble.

Fingers are the original utensils. What’s the problem? Eat with your hands. Feed your partner with your hands. Nummy.

Is this parady?

If that's the worst they can say about him after all the digging they did, I guess he's okay.

haha to funny

Tell us about how you feel about a president who showered inappropriately with his young daughter first.

How petty of you, and credibly accused, what a joke.

Hard hitting stuff from a senior editor: 'The Daily Beast reports that according to two sources, the Florida governor once ate chocolate pudding with three fingers' A senior editor writing this piece says all that needs to be known about

But we will take the racist Joe Biden who showers with his daughter

Thank you so much for digging into the issues that matter!

'Please enjoy this super serious article, proving once again why journalism and reporters are 100% relatable and trustworthy'.

is this TheBabylonBee?

They also don't want a president who sniffs 12-year-olds' hair, but here we are.

For any of you who think the 24/7 MSM hysteria had anything to do with Trump, think again. They have their playbook. Nonstop hit pieces, smears over nothing. Followed by ‘we need a return to normalcy’. 🙄. They’ll do DeSantis dirty as well.

One of your preferred candidates ate salad with a used comb. Sit down.

Oh....nooooooooooo!

Shorter : 'DeSantis? Yeah...we got nothing.'

In the Intelligencer section 🤔

This is all you got Lmfao.

Journalisming

This is a real article in a real publication?

'credibly accused' lol 'we know what people want' then why are you still talking?

Sorry but in 2024 we'll be pudding him in the White House

But you are fine with a Democrat senator eating salad with a comb?

Do you smoothbrains think that we're legitimately dumb? That's not a rhetorical question.

Yaaay!!! TRUMP2024

Imagine journalism cause you won't find it here

Puddiful 🍮 story!🥱

Nope. Rather have one who repeatedly racially stereotypes, makes up blatant, provable lies, and inappropriately sniffs women and little girls. You’re doing great. Keep it up.

Nor do they want a president who takes millions from China

Now do Biden

I’ll take that over a resident, that squeezes children’s breasts.

but sniffing kids hair and s******* your pants is okay😵‍💫😂😂😂😂🆘

You should feel bad about yourself. This is so embarrassing for you.

Is this supposed to be satire?

Democrats-who elected and worship a well documented racist, credibly accused rapist, molester of his own daughter: “DeSantis might’ve eaten pudding with his hands! How despicable! No one would dare vote for someone that wicked and evil.” 🥴

: “Lass weeke I cudnt spale ‘Jurnulizm’ but now I are Jurnalizm.” Seriously, just stop. The “let’s make up some idiotic shit and see if it sticks to the wall” process is why humanity despises your presence on this planet.

Have you checked on Biden lately?

I’m embarrassed for journalism🥴

He will be called a pioneer in the 'Save a Spoon' movement

Meatball eats chocolate pudding the same way Indians wipe their asses!

Right. I suppose you brain surgeons have no qualms about the special needs patient currently residing in the White House who gets off smell women's hair?

Sounds even cooler than he already was. Let’s get Corn Pop’s take though.

That’s it! I no longer support desantis! Lol you effing clowns🤡🤡🤡

Smelling hair is okay, but not licking your fingers. Right.

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Eating pudding with fingers is bad, sniffing children, inappropriately touching women and cognitive decline is ok.

Keeping up with your standards.

This is why no one reads NY anything anymore

Voters don’t want a president who is a fascist white supremacist.

That’s just being anti-waste. Also, most people have kicked desert, cookie dough or sauce off of their fingers. If this was Biden licking ice cream off his fingers, you’d all be writing about how genuine and down to earth and just like us he is.

This is what you have been reduced to? This is sad even by your standards

So, do all 3 of your readers agree with this?

Y’all are really scared of a guy who hasn’t even announced he is running yet. Pathetic

As someone who despises Ron DeSanctimonious:

Helluva “October surprise “ 🙄🙄

This is why middle Americans hate the liberal costal elite

Personally I think the Google search of President Biden groping young girls is likely a little more disturbing than someone looking putting off their hand.

Really? Grasping at straws are we?

What? 🤣🤣

Ahoy Palloy. Where'd you come from, a Scotch ad? Spalding

This has to be a joke, right? Are the “voters” polled for this garbage op-ed just the so-called “journalists” y’all employee? The fact that someone is paid to write crap like this just shows how low mainstream media has sunk

Did TheBabylonBee change its name to New York Magazine?

I would rather have a President who lick’s pudding off his fingers over a pedophile who sniffs and touches children inappropriately.

I couldn't get through the first paragraph. This read is so petty. Christie Destroyed the beaches, Closed bridges and gave back lash to anybody who opposed his will... But let's talk about how he ate an ice cream cone. This article is vapid.

No. They want a president who falls up stairs 1 out of every 3 times he tries to go up them.

This is a weak and pathetic argument.

I thought NY was supposed to the bastion of intelligencia- what an epic fail.

We didn't want one that falls up stairs and sh*ts his pants, but here we are.

This is why we hate you people

Lmao. What left wing Nazi propaganda clown magazine is this? 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡

Voters dont want a president that fondles little girls, and showers with his own teenage daughter either, but that's what we got with JoeBiden

You democrats are getting desperate!! Bwahaha

Nobody, literally nobody, cares what you think about this.

Oh but this 👇👇 is OK? 🤣🤣.

So why is Biden in office then?

So what ! The pudding must be finger-lickin’ good ! Go check with the Colonel how to consume food in the absence of utensils ! What a goodie two-shoes you are!

Journalism like this hasn’t been seen in…..minutes.

At least he can remember doing it

Desantis may have used his hands to eat pudding, but the current vegetative president needs his wife to spoon feed him all his meals.

This is parody, right? RIGHT?

This is satire, right?

So what! The pudding must be finger-lickin’ good ! Go ask Colonel Sanders how to consume food in the absence of utensils!

Just here for the ratio. And to wonder at your obsession with the trivial...

is this an actual story?

Is this satire?

Ron Desantis uses bad journalism like this as toilet paper 🧻

What about a man who showers with his teenage daughter?

I guess they’d prefer a president wh has sex with his daughter

Who says?

Is that the best they can do? Maybe he ripped the tags off of pillows

You've hired comedy writers I see.

I prefer my leaders to be serial hair sniffers. Much less creepy.

Sure thing, Corn Pop …

Voters don't want a president who sniffs and gropes little girls. 'Credibly accused of licking dessert from his paw like a cartoon bear,' is not only a ridiculous accusation, it PALES in comparison to 'P3d0 Peter' & his kickbacks from Ukraine & China. Get real.

Journalism

This is such a dumb argument, especially given what we know Biden did with his fingers. DeSantis is the far better candidate.

Lol, then the media asks “Why don’t the trust us?” Get outta hear with this nonsensical story

Hahahahahaj what

Your desperation is showing

'Did you hear about Romney and his dog?' remix just dropped.

I much prefer a president who showered with his 7 year old daughter.

🤣🤣🤣 I'm not voting DeSantis, but you people are 🤡🤡🤡's!!!!!

How about licking pre- moistened cigars?

I’m just kvelling that it was chocolate pudding. 😂

LOL we don’t care about this, and y’all need to stop being so transparent in your rooting for Trump in the primary.

GFY

Why are you so scared of Ron?

LOL...you people spend $200k on liberal arts degrees for this

But this dude is ok?

what a laughable headline

'credibly accused'

Cool. Now do eating salad with a comb.

JOURNALISM

Another example of why no one takes you people seriously

At least he didn’t use a comb.

Good thing most of the Country doesn't take any advice from NY, ever.

This is what you are down to?...dissing a guy for his pudding eating?......😆😅🤣😂

Better to have a corrupt old demented man who launders money thru China & Ukraine & sniffs kids at every opportunity?

I don't want a president who wastes a desert if some gets on their hand. Waste not want not. The statement above claiming to know what all voters want is pretentious and snobby.

I literally thought this was satire.

Not sure what's worse, DeSantis eating pudding with his fingers or Trump smearing ketchup all over a well-done steak.

Voters didn't want a president who rapes children (including his own daughter), either.

Sure! What we really want is an octogenarian dementia patient who soils his pants in the presence of the Pope.

WOW! We’re really going all in with the pudding! Can’t wait for his comeback! Should be 🔥

I mean, they apprently wanted a senile pathological liar so maybe not as big a deal as you think.?.

At what point can we start to pull them out of their newsrooms and into the streets? 🪝

NY Mag would never stoop to such depths. 🙄

I get it. You’re trying to keep up with the Babylon bee. Good one!

why I stopped reading you

Lmao no one cares except the people who wouldn’t vote for him anyway

The f k we don't!!!

Obama ate dogs. Biden shakes hands with no one !! You guys suck balls!!

He's starving himself now. Dropped 40 lbs easily. Someone must have told him to cut back the emotional eating.

What in the world are you going on about ? Have you forgotten your medication 😬😬😬?

You lost me at credibly accused.

WTF? Voters don’t want a President who can’t form a sentence. Even while reading it from a screen.

Is your next piece how the current resident in the WH inappropriately sniffs women and children? You know, for balance.

Sure

But Biden is already in office...

We didn’t want a president who is saved as “Pedo Pete” in his sons phone and has been laundering money through Ukraine and the CCP for a decade, but we got him anyway.

FFS!!!! Can we read about real issues and real solutions in this fucking country?

Of course the content is ludicrous but what really stands out is how poorly written this is. I could easily accept that a high schooler wrote it.

Hard hitting news! He also ate it while wearing two masks. clowns pennysaver

What about weirdly, and one can arguably say inappropriately, sniffing little girls hair? Don’t underestimate America’s palette for bizarre behavior when their favorite teams are involved.

Please spare a thought for writers. The poor petals are really struggling at the moment and it's showing.

Is like the TheOnion ?

Imagine paying all that money to go to college, get a job righting at editorials at the New York and then put out this Dreck….LOL

TheBabylonBee isn’t going to hire you.

Does anyone still legitimately read this rag or is it just a bird cage liner?

Yeah, it's better to vote for the crooked dementia patient trying to start WW3 than for the guy that might've eaten something in a weird way bc he was hungry

Meanwhile this is what we see if we're not seeing his back to the press corp.

Can you hear yourselves? Are we back here again already? JournalismIsDead

But you’re ok with Biden using his fingers during his assault on Tara Reade?

You are total clowns.

No, they font want a president who gives this clown a job

Nonsense. Eat away Governor!

You are right! We much prefer a dementia addled, 80 year old Chinese puppet! Thanks for making the decision so easy! JournalismIsDead

This is fucking humiliating

Is this a real headline?

This is only hearsay and will need to be investigated. But I was told by a friend of a cousins friends' sister that DeSantis once did not obey the 3 second rule and he actually ate a piece of food that he had dropped ON THE GROUND FOR 5 SECONDS! What kind of subhuman does that?

They didn't want a kiddy-sniffing dementia riddled old fart but here we are.

This is all you got? This is weak. What sad excuse for an editor signed off on this?

Just here for the ratio. and it's awesome Good work guys and gals👍🏽

But pedophillic presidents are fine and dandy.

Eating with your hands: a sticky situation. When you do it without context, it's a recipe for cultural appropriation.

This is a parody account right? Right

This is your oppo?

Is this satire?

I ate a pudding cup on a plane once. I was STARVING! After I scooped out all I could with my spoon, I dipped my forefinger in the crevices of the bottom of the plastic cup and it was delicious! Best ever.

Is this the plot of a new Nickelodeon show

Hey look it’s not a smear campaign!

Who gives af about this

But showering with your daughter and sniffing women's hair is OK?

Is this a satire account?

What does the New York Magazine think about a President who ‘inappropriately“ (Ashley’s words) showered with his young daughter? Clearly using fingers to eat is far worse.

So scared of him you resort to rumor mongering.

The current one poops his pants so

Quota “content”

I honestly dgaf about someone finding a solution to eat pudding when a spoon isn’t available.

From a once upon a time serious magazine...

Do you seriously hear yourselves? Grow up.

Right...🙄

no wonder no one reads your magazine anymore

Ketchup to Pudding .. Fred n Barney

I’m torn- is worse than TheAtlantic ? JournalismIsDead

Finally, a journalist that understands my voting priorities. 1. Eating utensils 2. Everything else

NYC smells like piss

JoUrNaLiSm... Enemy of free people everywhere...

GovernorPuddingPaw

Aren't you embarrassed?

Voters much prefer a president who let it drip on his chin.

NY Mag is a fucking joke

Oh, I thought you were talking about Biden and his endless ice cream. DeSantis... right

Two WHOLE sources. My word. The absolute scandal!! 🥴 This is a ridiculous piece of “journalism.” You should be embarrassed. But you’re not. 😒

Just here for the ratio. You people are absolutely terrified of him, lol.

LOL!!!

Really? This is the best you guys have?

Going for those Biden votes 🤣

People will be even more disturbed to find out he wipes his butt the same way sans toilet paper.

But they don't mind a president who showers with his daughter and sniffs little girl's hair? You guys are so twisted

Wat

This is what y’all got and published? 😂😂

You sound panicked.

This story makes me want to vote for him more. My kind of guy. Gets the job done even if you don't have the tools!

Shut up.

I wasn’t going to vote for him but this story is so endearing it changed my mind

🤡

But I guess it's ok to have a corrupt, child sniffing pedophile who is in obvious mental decline as a POTUS

What is with the left’s weird obsession with peoples hands?

It's amazing how the media shills for Trump in the primary.

Beautiful RATIO!

Delete your account.

You must be really disheartened to have to resort to publishing an article like this. Down bad.

Florida man bad😂

Can't be worse than Joe with the ice cream and not knowing where to walk, sit, or shake hands

Lol that’s it I’m moving out of FL. Hopefully they put people in prison over this. This is the best you have seriously 😂

Zero fucks given.

If this is best left has…

But some are cool with a 'Big Guy' taking a 10% percent cut of his son's 'salary' from Russian, Chinese, and Ukrainian businesses...

Is this post-ironic?

No, we’d rather re-elect a guy who touches children inappropriately and sniffs their hair from behind, and hires staff like Sam Brinton🙄

Lol. Are you fucking high?

The writer of this article is 5x boosted.

Better to have one that showers w his adolescent daughter ?

I thought this was a Babylon Bee article at first.

New York Magazine dismissed media concerns about Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman's health in a glossy profile piece that argued the Democratic Senate candidate's 'vulnerability' was actually a strength. 🤡🤡🤡

Is that all you've got?

You're all so scared of him. God, I hope he becomes POTUS. The Lefts meltdown would be glorious.

OK I'm gonna say this very few time cause no one learned from 2016. STOP. GIVING. FREE. ADVERTISEMENT. TO. THE. CANDIDATES. YOU. WANT. TO. LOOSE!!!!!!

Wow...how many of you did it take to think up that tweet? I mean....really 'creative' stuff there.

You probably got him this time NY Times, no way he can recover, great journalism, you're American heros

Is this satire?

TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica 😊 🇺🇸

Is this the new 'Trump drinks water from a cup using 2 hands!' Or 'Trump orders 2 scoops of ice cream!'

You might be onto something. This did in Presidential hopeful MikeBloomberg

Your magazine has no use other than being good fuel to start a campfire.

Come outside your silver spoon cocoon.

THE END IS NEAR 🙄

Trump24

Checkmate Nazis! We have you now!

Pure fiction you clowns.

wtf it makes me want to vote for him even more

These are probably the same people who care about what flavor of ice cream Biden wants to eat.

this is so stupid

I despise DeSantis, but this is a really, really stupid thing to say disqualifies him from office.

ZTPetrizzo Is this his grey poupon moment

But running against Trump after using him and his supporters in Florida & pretend he isn’t running for president can end his campaign before starts

Why not?

Wow. You were once a well-respected publication. Perhaps desperate for clicks and ad revenue? So many thought-provoking topics right now and this is what you chose? Pathetic and def unfollow… which is heartbreaking bc I used to love your articles.

Peak journalism

You mean a veteran who served this country and is the most popular Governor in America. What a joke you’ve become.

Lmfao but Corn Pop dementia patient 😂

Y’all tried this shit with Trump. How’d that work out?

Omg puddin’ bear is done for.

Did you guys jump the gun for your April 1 article or what?

This is you

'But the 45th president has so many strange peccadilloes that it’s just become part of his oddball charm' He's a sexual abuser, accused rapist, fascist apologist and coup orchestrator. Oddball charm FFS.

Well done sustaining your irrelevance. Smh.

Beats sniffing little girls and laundering money via a drug addicted son.

waaaay worse than Trump ordering well done steak and eating it with ketchup…

If you’ve never eaten pudding with a finger, you’ve never lived. It’s the most efficient way to get it all from the cup.

Is that better or worse than eating a salad with a comb?

Holy S**t! The media's really running with this? Pudding? This is the best you've got?

Puddingate

Shallow voters...

Is this the Onion?

Imagine writing a whole article about anonymous sources who are too chicken to say publicly that Ron DeSantis once licked chocolate of his finger in private. The absolute state of journalism.

What?

Wow he just like me fr

We didn’t want one that ate salad with a comb either.

What a dumb article. This is really the best takedown of DeSantis you could do? Cuz he ate pudding with his fingers? And eats during a meeting? NyMag really doesn’t have any of more substance. Now do an article of Biden eating ice cream. Lolz. My gosh. Media has gotten so sad.

Hahahahahahah….liberals are nuts

Compared to the current president shitting his pants?

How about the incompetent ice cream eating weirdo we have in office right now, rambles on and doesn’t even know what he’s saying.

Maybe you should fire this copy writer and use chat gpt because I dont understand you.

I prefer that over a pervert who sniffs little girls’ hair.

I would rather not have a president who's been credibly accused of serial plagiarism, inappropriate touching of children and money laundering with the help of his drug addict son.

WTF is wrong with you!!!!

Does anyone take you seriously?

Is this what passes for so called journalism these days?

Yeah, okay. We like Presidents who eat with their fingers like real men. RonDeSantis2024

Right now my standards are pretty low. I’d settle for someone who could form coherent sentences.

Do you think Mrs. and Mr. Hartmann should send this article to their friends? I mean as proud parents who burned 300k on their daughters education… u got too even if it’s Babylon Bee quality and will go viral 🤷🏻‍♂️

have you seen what is in the Whitehouse now?

This is so desperate and sad.

I understand why New York Magazine probably thinks this is hilariously funny. I just don't understand how anybody reads it any more.

Cool parody account.

Really scraping the bottom of the bowl with this one.

I think we'll survive -- at least he isn't being controlled by the Easter Bunny

It's March of 2023. He hasn't even announced he's running. Do you honestly think a news story about him eating pudding in a weird way (a story that will be out of people's minds in 1 week) is going to derail his chances of becoming President?

But mandating an experimental GT while suppressing cheap & safe meds, causing billions of people to suffer is fine? NYT, NYM, you all are pharmafascist reactionaries or Fauci cultists w/ no sense for what is important. Unless Dems go w/ the brave RFK jr, De Santis wins in 24

Voters would rather have a president who struggles with incontinence when visiting the Pope….allegedly

I eat pudding with my finger.. who doesn’t?

Still take him over Biden.

Look at this fucking ratioooooo lmao

Is this parody?

They really had to reach all the way down the barrel to fish this beauty out.

lol the current President sniffs kids... But yeah, let's all have a collective GASP over Pudding-gate!

Worry more about the crime in NYC

Imagine thinking you’re a serious person after writing this article

Hope so!

Get a real job ffs

See, Trump would just have an intern do that.

God, you are beyond embarrassing. Hang your head in shame on this one NY mag

Oh no, not the pudding! Anything but the pudding!!

A very fancy way of saying, 'We don't have anything on this guy. Anybody got any new angle of attack? Come on, we're journalists ... LOL!'

Better than one that poops his pants and falls up steps getting on a plane and can’t make a coherent sentence.

Full rere on this one. Beats the one that ate salad with a comb and screamed at her staff.

Y- you think THAT’S what lost her bid? 😬

If that's the best you've got, I see DeSantis in the White House eating with his fingers at official dinners. Give it 8 years max.

Way to cover yourselves in glory, like pudding.

I'm saving this headline 👍

Might be just me but I'd prefer a President that stays awake during meetings.

Voters don’t want a president who’s been credibly accused of being a fucking Nazi.

Lol 😂 😆 🤣 😹

Yes, but how does he do in a head to head competition with an 80 year old corrupt half wit?

Elitist controlled media will indeed be elitist.

The worst part of this is that someone got paid to write it.

the Washington Post endorsed the woman who threw things at her staff and ate a salad with her comb. so please spare us

I don't care if he ate it with his fingers and then licked the bowl. If he would be as good of a president as he is a governor I would vote for him every day of the week and twice on Sunday (kinda like Democrats do now).

Honestly I don’t care if he laps up pudding like a dog as long as he does something to curb inflation.

Your rag doesn't speak for much of anybody. DeSantis2024

And then there's this guy.... 👇

What next? He eats McDonald's hamburgers, drinks diet Coke and holds a water glass with both hands? How does he look when he feeds fish? Why isn't he getting the same treatment as everyone else, in that, he's human and makes his own choices?

Who needs to build a space elevator when NY Mag can reach this far on their own.

Are you fucking high? Joe biden lives on jello and mashed potatoes and you think this is an issue? Really?

I expect better from such a prestigious magazine. Wait, you're New York Magazine and not The New Yorker? Carry on, then.

But one being inappropriate to young girls is OK?

Did you hear about Halle Biden?

NYMag = Babylon Bee

Yeah, because this is what matters. Not financial disaster, inflation, people dropping out of the workforce, being on the brink of a world war, that kind of thing.

The ratio on this HAS to be hall of fame worthy

So, he's done absolutely everything correct, as i thought. You have nothing to dig into anymore. I'm going to vote for him again, just to let you know.

Don’t you ever get tired of seeming petty and silly, and being wrong?

Has someone hacked your account?

I'm ok w it.

But daddy/daughter showers are AOK. Just stop with this bullshit.

Source: your ass

The desperation of liberal media to preserve Biden

PulitzerPrizes

Well done on the ratio!!!

Readers don't want activists pretending to be journalists--jacktivists-- pushing their predictable narrative instead of reporting.

Yet, you’re okay with furry cosplayer dudes who pretend they’re women and steal real women’s luggage at airports.

Gee, I wonder where you center YOUR culinary culture, nymag? 🙄

They're so scared of DeSantis they're trying to wishcast the weirdest stuff into existence.

Corrupt Media NYMag is a clown show

Dems elected a guy whose daughter had to adjust her schedule to keep her dad from getting into the shower with her.

Yeah no. Lying groping traitor was elected so...

I refuse to believe this isn't satire.

This is your big gotcha?

Is this a joke?

Just when you thought your job was stupid, you realize someone got paid to write this. And someone else got paid to approve it. And yet someone else got paid to publish it.

This is the best you could do? You must be terrified.

Here for the ratio

Anyone over current President Pedo

Not even a good satire. You, clowns, are competing with CNN on the insufferable leftist apologist propaganda outlet of the year.

Enter the cartoon bear with dementia

“News”

Yes, that’s the last straw. Licking his fingers

Who *doesn’t* eat pudding with their fingers?

Have you seen Biden around children?

Was he wearing a tan suit, too?

It’s been a few hours since I saw this. I still can’t believe this is a real headline.

You guys are so scared. It’s awesome.

Delete your account

Try harder.

Whatever!🤣 Australia voted for a Prime Minister who eats his own ear wax!!!🤦

Good old Ronnie Puddin' Fingers. Ron DeSnackpack. Tapioca Ron. Ron DeSpoonless. Pudding Digits DeSantis.

It sounds like you guys are afraid he'll lock up the soccer mom vote over that

Quality journalism right there boy. You must pay well over there.

Seriously, this is a story?

🤦‍♂️

So,”the walls are closing in”?

Petty and desperate. This pathetic smear actually helps DeSantis. Congrats on having zero self-awareness.

Wanna bet?

clowns. lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤡

Satire?

You are a joke.

This is just a sad and embarrassing piece of journalism…

Short bus journalism.

NY Rag, I mean Mag, has been credibly accused of printing with ink made from puppy and kitten blood. Have they no shame!

How about presidents on our enemy's payroll?

Democrats: 'Hey this guy is licking pudding with not one, but THREE fingers!' Also Democrats: 'We should start World War III with Russia so we can embezzle all that war money through out corrupt banks in Ukraine, but seriously, THREE FINGERS PUDDING'

Pudding Bear sounds really cute! 🥰

Boy are you getting desperate!

Sounds like something a marginalized person with no talent would write.

If your not turning over to satire, you should just pull the plug and go home ... your credibility will never recover from this.

Grasping

Your magazine is trash and your subscribers are also trash.

This is not really high on my list of criteria for who's in the White House, especially after Bill Clinton. I mean, will there be bimbo eruptions? Blue dresses with stains? Talk about cigars and penises? It's pretty hard to top Billy boy.

This is a perfect example of why trust in the media is so low.

leftist voters are apparently fine with a creep who sniffs and gropes women and children and whose granddaughter has him saved in her phone as Pedo Pete so this story seems made up

Is NYMag a parody now?

“At first glance, this may not seem like such a big deal.” Should have ended the story at that point.

Actually, this sounds fucking awesome. A true man of the people moment.

is this a real dig? Like, really?

ZTPetrizzo If only

Parody?

Did AI write this?

Give me a break! Eating fried chicken with a fork didn’t stop Booty Judge!

Where does this fall on the ‘eating salad with a comb’ continuum?

Yeah because that’s what voters care about. Hard to take any media seriously with this kind of constant nonsense

Bwahahahaha you are pathetic. He doesn’t scare you because of policies as much as he scares you because you know he can win and beat the imbecilic liar-in-chief we currently have.

How do any of you have jobs?

How do you think Biden eats his puddin' cups?

That's the first thing I've heard about the guy which *doesn't* bother me.

As opposed to the senile old man who regularly trips up stairs, often descends into gibberish, and constantly gets caught on video perversely smelling young girls' hair? I'll take the guy who maybe likes pudding too much.

Did you have the same revulsion when Klobuchar ate a salad with a nasty comb?

The choice is a man who eats pudding with his fingers and a man who’s brain is pudding.

Y’all don’t get out much huh? Look, even Oprah has eaten with her hands.

This only makes me want to vote for him more. It shows he lacks pretense. Thanks for sharing! DeSantis2024

Can't believe America is going to elect another bible bashing snake oil salesman.

Parody?

Ya’ll are trying so hard to make everyone hate him like they hate Trump as well as putting the fans of each against each other. However, for the majority of us, we’re gonna vote for which ever wins the nomination and I don’t really care who wins it cause I see positives and…

Y’all should paint Mohamed

It's over, you can hate people, burn books, attempt to make college a right wing prison planet, but you cannot, and I mean you cannot, eat pudding with your fingers! He's a disgusting animal, no better than a feral pig!

I assume this is a satire magazine like The Babylon Bee. That was hysterical. The Bee might have some competition other than The Onion.

'credibly'?

Thewre are people who DON'T lick good stuff off their fingers?

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Ratio time

Yeah, much more disqualifying than Biden showering with his 9 year old daughter.

That's the last straw for me.

You don't even try to hide your bias...

Lol thinking this is journalism

Ummmm…

LOL are you high?

What are your thoughts on peas in guacamole though? 🤨

Talk about shaping perception and insinuating a viewpoint

Y’all, we currently got Biden in office and he can’t walk up stairs or ride a bicycle. . I don’t think RDS eating his dessert with his fingers is gonna bother us

Some hard hitting reporting right here

This is effing news? 😂

Correction for your 'article'; actually Amy Klobuchar during the 2020 was known as 'stapler Amy', known for throwing staplers at her subordinates out of frustration.

Lol, this is what news is nowadays?

Lol... yall have lost your ever loving mind.

You miss trump

I'm going to run with a story about how your editors scratched your butts. That's 2nd grade prime material right there. You'll love it.

It brings a tear to my eye when I think of how proud the author's parents must be.

And you consider yourselves journalists? JournalismIsDead

Is this a real article, or is this a parody account?

Voters are very sensitive about these things.

This is pathetic. Did NY Magazine do a story of the alleged gynecological exam Joe Biden did with his fingers?

I can’t believe this is for real… If you were wondering why trust in media and institutions are cratering it’s stuff like this.

You guys at NY Mag are taking peyote or something. GovRonDeSantis is a solid choice for President.

Cutting edge journalism once again

idk, Xi just got 100% of the vote the other day...

Wow. Very deep. Intellectual, even. Personally, yeah, I’m a spoon-pudding-eating-presidential-candidate fan, but that’s just me

The choice is a man who eats pudding with his fingers and a man whose brain is pudding.

I can't believe this is an actual article from a non-satirical site.

You are much happier with a pedo who showers with his daughter.

You guys serious with that? What laughable drivel … this is what you’ve become?

What a Democratic propaganda rag. How can this be a serious article? Can’t wait to see you go bankrupt

Did Margaret Hartmann, senior editor for Intelligencer clutch her pearls when she found out before running to craft this hard hitting news story?

Bro does anybody believe this trash lol

Klobachur ate a salad with her comb which is was more gross

Poi

You currently have a president in office thats choked on his pizza in front of the world. He actively sniffs children on live tv. He falls up and down the stairs daily on live tv.. And showered with his daughter at 13 yrs old..His son smoked crack naked in front of the world..

Here's something much worse. He wears a watch on his wrist. His wrist! Who does that? He should be shamed out of public office.

This story is not as cute as you think it is. Get real.

Someone is actually getting paid for this crap?

Another narcissistic racist liberal organization

We don't care. We want America First policies.

The most important thing in a future president. Absolutely. I’d call you garbage, but there is the occasional treasure even there.

🤪🤡

You’re a joke.

First he wore cowboy boots and now this?! Don't even tell me he ate something off the floor and didn't follow the 5 second rule or he's lost my vote for good.

Media consumers don’t want jOrnOLiZtS who publish or tweet moronic stuff like this.

I love that people like the dude who was bragging about taking 20 loads in the butt yesterday act like anything Republicans do is gross.

I do. He’s been an amazing governor and would be 100 times better than our current garbage administration

This is true journalism

That’s hilarious! Now do Klobuchar eating salad with a comb.

Aww man, his policies and vision seemed so promising. Real shame that I’m such a fucking moron that I wouldn’t vote for him because of .. *checks notes** .. how he eats pudding.

You Liberal Rags are pathetically sad. Seriously, this is the kind of story an angry 12 year old would write in a school newspaper. I can’t wait to vote for him now, just to see him wipe the floor with birdbrain Biden in 24. Assuming Biden isn’t in jail by then. 😏😉👍

You lefties are out of your effing minds.

I hope he watches the gorilla channel

But you currently have a President that doesn’t know where he is and tells imaginary stories and falls down stairs. Get over yourselves.

And? Klobuchar ate a salad with her comb.

Deplorables will love it!

This gotta be parody, right?

…They tweeted, after voters in Florida chose this candidate by almost twenty percentage points over New York Magazine’s preferred candidate.

Ratio

This is 'Trump gets two scoops of ice cream' all over again.

They don’t?

Old Joe can’t even tie his shoes

Biden eats pudding with his ass and he's still allowed to be President so I dunno how this is an attack on someone's political bid. Shit Biden ate his wife's fingers on the campaign trail. lmfao

They prefer one with ice cream dripping from his chin?

That's what we have now. Jesus, you propaganda cats never stop

Joe Biden sniffs children’s hair

Geez This is stupid.

You’re trash.

Voters don't want to hear the opinions of people from New York.

Did Trump write this?

How embarrassing

They likely have to spoon feed Biden his pudding, and somehow he became President. 🤷‍♂️

We HATE Your Industry

I hope everyone starts eating pudding with their fingers just because you hate it.

Biden cant even find his mouth with a spoon held by both hands.

This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever read that is supposed to be from a serious publication.

Biden licks a cone like he sniffs little girls.

Really?

Wow, the left is openly terrified of Ron DeSantis.

Because that’s much worse than the current drooler in chief 🙄

if you guys had a lick of common sense and honesty you would know candidates don't matter. it's whether a person can stomach the evil influenced beliefs and policies of the left apparently you can

Has to be parody. No serious publication or writer who values his credibility would ever publish this with a straight face. As parody, its pretty funny. So, its got that going for it.

We don’t want one that drools and gets up after 9:00 in the morning.

When did journalists become whores for political parties? Was it always this bad?

What a lowlife rag

Hahahahaha you have fallen so hard. Sad that you let in all those woke JoUrNoLiStS

Yeah, that’s important. 🤦‍♀️

This makes me more likely to vote for him just to make you tabloid narrative pushers realize how impotent you are and feel bad about it as you deserve.

Poll Americans on how many times they were faced with the problem of having food but no utensils and how many ate the food with what they had available. I guarantee, Noone went hungry.

Better than the geriatric one that shit himself

Remember that time Bill Clinton had 3 fingers in a Jew on Easter? Good times. Your writers are fuckin useless.

OMG. So he is human - JUST LIKE THE VOTERS you despise and who will, for the most part, ignore this article, and vote for the guy without his hand in the pocket of the GLOBAL elitists. ',

This is a bit overblown. Everyone knows you only need two fingers to eat pudding

As opposed to the one who wears adult diapers?

Got em.

But we have one that sniffs kids.

And to think The Onion used to be the king of parody. Move over... has arrived! 😅😂🤣

Biden has to have others feed it to him. At least DeSantis is all there.

They’d rather have an octogenarian who can’t negotiate a flight of stairs and shit his pants in front of Camilla Parker Bowles?

Remember when your big dig at Amy Klobuchar was that she ate a salad with a comb? How many of your readers wish they had a President Klobuchar instead of Biden now?

this is one of those moments where you should have really reflected on what you’ve done before you hit that submit button

The things you’re willing to believe …

NYMag such a shill.

Lol. If this is the worst thing you can find about him, you’re screwed 😂

This is what surrender looks like.

No, you prefer one who doesn't know where he is and what he's doing because he starts sundowning a half hour after getting up each day.

You’re talking to the middle here. The “undecideds”, which is a shrinking group. Do you think *this* would be the deciding issue on Election Day? This?

Voters also don’t want a dead man who requires being hooked up to machines in order to function either.

People actually read this magazine? Well I'll be damned

You all got to do better than this if you want to keep Ron in Florida😬

Sure, let’s continue to prop up a corrupt and demented potato who, without doubt, reeks of Ben Gay and stale pee.

Every time a 'journalist' uses 'credibly accused' in a political hit piece Ed Murrows legacy is buried under another layer of horse sh*t.

Enjoy his Presidency

😂😂😂

If pudding got on your hands, would you…

Democrats voted for Amy Klobuchar who, pulled a dirty comb out of her purse and ate a salad with it. 🤣🤣

Lololololololo keep doing what you are doing...I need the laughs

What a shocker

Satire

TBH, I've never related to a politician on something more than this dude eating pudding with his fingers.

Eating pudding with his fingers makes him so much hotter.

I'm not falling for this bait by clicking it but can someone let me know if this was serious article or parody

You are right. We need a president who takes showers with his daughter and never met his granddaughter..

That's the best you've got? Eating pudding?

I wish you were right, because that would mean less New Yorkers driving in the left lane 10 mph under the speed limit on I-95 & I-4.

They just voted for a president that shits his pants on the regular

Yea we want one that behaves inappropriately near children and sniffs peoples hair.

Is chat gpt writing for New York Magazine now too? I heard it was writing for buzz feed......

I am in awe of this fine piece of journalism. From the headline to the photo, it is next level. May your pride in this piece sustain you for eternity.

you mean like this:

Voters don't want a senile dude who can be controlled by giving or withholding ice cream, but here we are.

Two words - Bill Clinton...

Elon said we are supposed to designate stuff like this with the term 'PARODY'

_NYMarg You exemplify why you, your publication, and your industry as a whole aren't respected. You play victim & blame others for your horrific reputation, but you only have yourselves to blame.

If the choice is a candidate that locks his dessert from his paw like a cartoon bear or a candidate that sniffs children, lies every time he opens his mouth… yeah I’m voting for Yogi

Joe Biden shat his pants at the Vatican. I think Ron will do just fine.

Whose fingers?

Lol. Journalism at it’s finest.

Twitter doesn’t want takes so astronomically silly it causes brain damage just reading it. Nice ratio - can’t wait to see how you’re doing tomorrow.

Parody?

Cry more.

Speak for yourself. This seems kinda racist to me — lots of black & brown cultures eat everything with their hands. Why do you hate other cultures?

But they want one who showers with his daughter? Must be a slow news day. You are as pathetic as NikkiFried!

Can't forget kasich

Unserious 'so-called' journalism.

Well done Well done

But do they want another 4 years of a senile old man?

Sorry guys, New York Magazine says pudding consumption style is worse than being an 80 year old dementia patient receiving kickbacks from communist China.

Looool. Didn't you call gender fascist Hillary ob election night?

Barack Obama ate dogs. Joe Biden has taken millions from corrupt Chinese commies. But you carry on.

SUCH HARD HITTING NEWS

😂 this is a real article?

Trump was loud and brash but hardly an autocrat because he wasn't a true believer and largely incompetent. Which is why Ron DeSantis is the real next Hitler.

They're all-in on child sniffers who shower with their teen children, though.

Is this a serious problem?

Fucking enjoy this ratio, 'journalist' (derogatory) WatchRatio

Uh, we have Biden as prez. lol

Don't bet on it. My opinion

✍️uh✍️oh✍️

And yet they are fine with a President who can’t navigate a set of stairs. Next.

Yikes

We have one that licks windows, so…

87K views and 21 likes 😆

I rather a President with bad manners than one that does this

Ah yes, the made up term of credibly accused. You leftists coined that for proven liar Christine Ballsy Fraud.

Oh, the ratio....

Speak for yourselves.

CREDIBLY ACCUSED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stop trying to be TheBabylonBee. You suck at it.

So should we prefer corrupt pedo president? I'll take chocolate fingers Desantis any day thanks

Our current President is spoon-fed pudding everyday at 4 pm.

U make National Enquirer look like gospel

Speak for yourselves. Current guy can't even eat it without being fed

Credibly accused That term means nothing after Ford puked a bunch of unsubstantiated claims against Justice Kavanaugh.

You guys are f*ked six ways from Sunday if this is all you have to attack DeSantis with. What are you, 7? Don't you have some grown-ups on staff to critique the policy things?

How low has this once-esteemed magazine sunk.

It won't, but GPT-4 and AI will end the careers of journalists writing crap like this, and I can't wait.

You're so terrified of DeSantis, you're willing to throw out any remaining journalistic credibility to try to get a dunk.

Give me a President who can wreck the economy any day.

Which fingers?

3 RT 💀💀💀💀

You're never going to defeat DeSantis with lame crap like that.

Do this one next

Ratio time.

Show respect to your next President

Pick on him for this yet nothing on old pudding head, the current president ?

The walls are closing in

Obama ate a dog

That’s all you have?

why are you suicidal, NYM? why are you killing your credibility and reputation?

This is huge and should be widely reported.

O Rly?

NYRag

Really? You now have a president that can't find his butt with both hands.

No wonder we need AI to write news articles. We don’t have smart journalists any longer.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Yes, they want pedophile grooming drag queen story hour supporting candidates

Lol NY Rag What a joke

According to who? Rick Wilson and one of the boys he’s molesting? Named sources or GTFO.

This is why people hate you. Please be embarrassed.

ListComesForAll

LMFAO! Is that seriously what you're going with?

Did you Lib hacks have a problem with this?

Get outta here with that nonsense.

Did Biden lick his fingers the last time he met with Tara Reade?

You know everyone is laughing at you.

This just shows how out of touch you are with real America

*Journalism *apparently.

Wow. This is some amazing “journalism” which will affect the electoral outcome. 🤦‍♂️

What about the guy whose crackhead son collected payola $$ on his behalf?

They also don't want a president whose brain is the content of that 'licking dessert' which means you're in alot more trouble.

Better to eat with a hairbrush. That’s the democrat way

You are citing The Daily Beast, who cited anonymous sources. Be embarrassed.

'And while Trump’s fingers may be short, at least he didn’t eat pudding with them.' This is some amazing content, _NYMarg

'çReDiBlY aCcUs3∂'

No, the one we have now that shits his pants in front of the Pope is absolutely perfect.

What about the one that showered with his daughter?

Boy, you can say THAT again!

this is all you journalist cockroaches have against DeSantis...

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PolitiFact - Rep. Ron DeSantis backed raising Social Security and Medicare age; Gov. DeSantis has different tackFlorida Gov. Ron DeSantis voted for a budget resolution in 2013 that proposed raising the Medicare and Social Security retirement age to 70. That is not his current stance, despite claims from Donald Trump and some Democrats. Social security is a ponzi scheme and totally insolvent
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Rep. Chip Roy endorses Ron DeSantis for president, though DeSantis is not yet runningGOP Rep. Chip Roy, of Texas, has endorsed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for the 2024 presidential race, even though DeSantis has not yet announced he's running. Well RepChipRoy no ambassadorship for you One fascist supporting another fascist! Fat Ron doesn’t want to give up the governor’s seat. He’s illegally campaigning. Not like he cares when he’s all dolled up in his makeup, high heels, and girdle
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PolitiFact - Rep. Ron DeSantis backed raising Social Security and Medicare age; Gov. DeSantis has different tackFlorida Gov. Ron DeSantis voted for a budget resolution in 2013 that proposed raising the Medicare and Social Security retirement age to 70. That is not his current stance, despite claims from Donald Trump and some Democrats. if we're looking for proof i would call his actual voting record 'the pudding' So, he’s changed his “schtick” because he knows that won’t get him elected in the presidential primary. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is probably a duck.
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J. D. Vance, Ron DeSantis, and the G.O.P’s Diverging PathsThe upcoming Presidential primary will likely pit Donald Trump’s and J. D. Vance’s rural white nationalism against the “anti-woke” educational crusade led by figures like Ron DeSantis, jaycaspiankang writes. jaycaspiankang LOL. What’s the difference? jaycaspiankang That will no doubt be an elevated conversation. jaycaspiankang Such bleak options!
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On the trail, freewheeling Donald Trump counters scripted Ron DeSantis“Take that picture!” Donald Trump and his Secret Service agents strode into a restaurant to see a group of diners wearing matching “TRUMP WON” shirts. The former president’s campaign is placing a strategic bet on unscripted, up-close-and-personal moments. Well this is some bullshit reporting, WaPo. Would have been funny , if they told him, they wore it , because they lost a bet. Get the penicillin ready.
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Republicans knock Ron DeSantis after Florida gov says helping Ukraine is not a vital US interest“Giving in to Putin in Ukraine, in terms of American national security interests, is Biden’s disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan on steroids,” South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham argued. “Republicans” Millions of voters r against USA involvement in any 'wars' via Trump policies. Spot on. What are we gonna do? Fund these people forever?
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