Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse

, the act of getting out of bed in the morning dramatically increases the risk of things becoming even worse.

“In addition, we discovered that the chances of everything going completely and irreversibly downhill rose even higher should one subsequently get dressed and head toward the front door. After that point, once one has left their home, the likelihood of avoiding being weighed down by steadily mounting misery, pain, and humiliation was quite close to zero.

Thought this was a satire page. Why are facts being stated?

Oi

Staying in bed, I’ve discovered in the past, often doesn’t work great either.

The world is unraveling outside your window… don’t look outside your window 🤷

Chill

....huh

KatSteelwing Wait... Onion is a parody site.... Why are they telling the truth!?

Yes, because when I sleep (and I take A LOT of naps), my problems temporarily go away.

ok doomer

Good

ONION IS A GOOD CARACTER TO SAVE YOUR LIVE!!

rocketdog56 Thank you for retweeting. During the colder months in Sydney, in this Covid year, being in bed has been of great comfort.

Hell NO, you get up, get ready for the world, and go out to do good things for others. The corrupt cannot wait for you to be in bed 24/7 so they can ruin the planet.

Yep

misskylie77 I mean the days things have gotten worse are also the days I got out of bed conspiracy?!? BedBedlam SleepNumberNWO /s

Hilarious! 😂

FACTS

I knew it!!!

JohnJHarwood Robin23D

Anyway..i try to go back to bed as soon as i feed my horses..read..politics..and decide if I really want to get back up

ninefoldrin2 That's objectively false. Things are getting worse whether you get out of bed or not.

docfreeride It me

Ain't that the truth

I think this is called depression

Yes,finally yes - under the wool life is improving respecting the sheep and sleep.. remember the hardworking drones making the bed, gear, cloths, pillow.. sheets.. it opens your mind.. and closes your eyes

This sounds like depression to me didn’t Brian Wilson stay in bed for 3 years. Wake up slowly hot snooze a couple times then get up maybe change your routine but get up and take care of yourself first

JuiceOlive

Also increases the chance of them improving a lot more 🎈

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