Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach

JOPLIN, MO—Saying that even a small amount of the grain gives her trouble, local grandmother Gertrude Rogers, 84, announced Monday that corn has been added to the list of food items that upset her stomach.

“Oh, I just can’t handle corn like I used to anymore,” said Rogers of the cereal plant, which has been identified along with broccoli, red meat, milk, peppers, legumes, cabbage, fettuccine Alfredo, dill pickles, honey glazed ham, nuts, fried shrimp, and pineapple as a food she should avoid, especially after 7 p.m. “You go ahead and enjoy. I’ll be just fine with the brown rice and some squash.

Grandma can't live in America then

1 on list: Feces.

In my family I am the problem and instead of using any kind of genuine thought and standing back to allow for more than 1 opinion they just insult the problem. 2x+9^x=9 “Oh my god 2 is smelly! Cause poop!” They censor 👩‍🍼 the truth 🦶ending my own opportunity to be a lawyer 🫢

dangit! and i just filled her troth

Always something with them

But, but, it has the juice

I'm surprised it wasn't already 1 on the list.

Note: make sure there’s a plunger 🪠 in the bathroom

Wash it down with some Ensure you'll be fine

Did grandma used to be a man?

The audacity

Grandma still totally on board with KORN, though.

not to mention it has to be cut off the cob

Isn't she adorable?

NationalCorn Terrible if there is even a kernel of truth to this... Is IBS in the pocket of Big Corn?

JUST A FEW LEFT ...

Korn OrvillePopcorn HuskerFBNation

Well, yeah....

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sneerid

She should ease up on the whiskey tbh

so it's back to Rye.

Maybe Grandma should remove the husk first? Just sayin'.

free her

Lol accurate

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