Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won't Say It, But It's True

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WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Sunday by the Pew Research Center, even though he doesn't always show it and certainly never says it, your father is very proud of you. "He actually talks about you all the time with his coworkers and the friends he plays golf with on Sundays," the report reads in part, stating that while it may seem as if he has little interest in your career, your dad really respects how hard you've worked—regardless of the fact that every time you see him he manages to make a sarcastic little comment about your profession while going out of his way to praise your sister. "You should have seen the smile on his face when he found out you were coming home for Fourth of July weekend." The report concluded that it's just your dad's way, and the sooner you accept it and understand that you will never be able to change him, the happier you'll be.

WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Sunday by the Pew Research Center, even though he doesn't always show it and certainly never says it, your father is very proud of you.

"He actually talks about you all the time with his coworkers and the friends he plays golf with on Sundays," the report reads in part, stating that while it may seem as if he has little interest in your career, your dad really respects how hard you've worked—regardless of the fact that every time you see him he manages to make a sarcastic little comment about your profession while going out of his way to praise your sister.

 

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So, as you can guess, Father's Day doesn't mean jack sh&t to me.

I dont care what my dad,thinks or says&disowned him,why?,😂80%&20%sad &pathetic,he had anAfrican🇺🇸2nd kid2cover⬆️his secret gay relationship w/a rip off of Scientology cultleader,in SF,CA,THEN!,gavekid⬆️for adoption,or hisracistparents wouldntgivehim anyinheritance $,SOLIDREASONS

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AnnamarieCarls lol

Doesn't want to feed your ego because he knows that tomorrow he will have to take it back if the pride even lasts that long.

...

Later realizes he was thinking about the wrong kid.

I don't care either way.

LIES

d'awwwww

My dad used to call me a no good punk, and I still don't know why, I think I'm an alright guy.

cmarguarite getting all my emotional support from the union is all i need

Wholesome :)

Fake news. I'm pretty sure my dad ISN'T.

My Dad has said he was proud of me exactly once in my life. I am now 51.

Mine once told me I was a waste of space. Now don't get me wrong I can see his point, but I don't think he was proud of me. 🤔 I was 12 years old at the time.

See my dad says he's proud of me but I think he's full of shit

I would love a dad that didn't say he was proud of me, but still was. It sucks to have one that is just very open and in touch with his feelings of disapointment towards me

Dads proud of himself for producing you.

Ooof ow my heart

Well of course my dad can't say it. He's dead.

Thanks The Onion

Big JEB energy from this picture

Ed McMahon still looks great for his age!!!

I uh i er....i lo.....looooo....um....lurrr.......I lovvv......love you son

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