ChristopherRude Glad stamps are self-stick now.....not good to have to lick an a- -!
kellyhugheswal1 That's an Anus? Looks like that omnipresent, all seeing 'eye' from Startrek, (60's version) LOL
Trump is finally on a stamp.
Is it self sticking or do I have to lick it.
Anal
No difference between that and POTUS.
It represents our president
ChristopherRude
How did they get trump to stay still long enough to take that photo?
Tweets Anus To See If Anyone Cares About Anymore
Hilarious
😅😄🤣😂 I would care, but I can't stop laughing.
zezrie That's a very symmetrical anus. Good job on that.
As long as they're not Scratch-n-Sniff.
Star light Star bright I wish I may, I wish I might Get the wish I wish tonight.
Where can I buy it? My local post office?
Stamp with Trumps face on it!
We all going to be licking some ass in 2020
Colbywinters
Trump will put his face on any product
Sphincter Door from Halo 3? Anyone?
ahurl17
This post stinks
Meanwhile Instagram blocks posts bc of slight nudity
It looks exactly like trump’s mouth. The resemblance is uncanny.
BettyGj
🤣🤣🤣
wandering_j Thoughts?
Lol! Shit, can I work for you guys?
ChristopherRude
Haha
This is snark.The Onion has always been smart and clever, this is trashy, base writing. Be the smartest folks in the room.
Best portrait of Trump I have ever seen. Why isn't this hanging in every government building. It is celebrating this rise of the asshole
sayhivolarius any idea who this belongs to?
annejanbrouwer The shittiest reason. srsly
I wouldn’t lick that stamp! Well maybe after a few drinks! 😂😂😂😂👍
I thought it was Trumps cats arse mouth
If they actually released that, I’m sure it would be a best seller. Just so you can use them exclusively for sending in your checks to bill collectors
Never thought I would say this: what a cute little anus!
Do you have to lick it? Seems wrong
Perfect combo
I thought that was a banana slice🍌😊
I thought it was an inverted nipple
That mouth looks mighty familiar. TraitorTrump
The “Under the Sea” Collection featuring the Chocolate Starfish
You sure that's not the Trump stamp?
We good
I preferred the younger butthole
😂😂🤣
Trump’s mouth.
I know stamp collectors who would go for this in a heartbeat.
🤣🤣🤣 good one!!!
Mail didn't arrive, mail late, mail opened, mail delivered to the wrong house, mail all transferred to someone else's house.... this response! Haha The post office is sending a message with this stamp in case we didn't get the day to day subtle messages the post office drops.
I hope it's a stick on and I don't have to lick it...
Really why not a man's penis or how about a woman's vagina, what the fuck is wrong with people these days, it seems like the older i get, the less intelligent people are, i mean look at who is in the White House.
ShamitaJay
A stamp of trumps face?
That’s a strange looking anus
🤣🤣
🤣
Thats gonna be worth some money someday
Very Presidential.
I thought that was a pic of one of the Kardashians (sp?) lips. Pick which one...
Today is the day Donald Trump officially became president.
Annual more like anal
That's a sand dollar
i especially like that it is a usa forever---always current and relevant
nice a stamp of Uranus 😀
DrJavaBeans
i'm having some anus shame right now because mine isn't nearly as pink or symmetrical as this one... thanks USPS.
I care.
you would think people would look to see if 60 other people have already made the joke they wanted to make before posting
I care ☹️
Scratch and sniff ?
No Exhaust, no exit, no escape Now wonder what would happen if the door was closed for a day two days.. o dear a week Put it on the Stamp !
Nasty
A NU START
You spelled POTUS wrong!
Hehehe YUCK
I thought it was a selfie of IMPEACHED45
Stamps? What’s stamps?!
Scratch-n-sniff
Fellas... how many beers, huh?
THErealDVORAK
Good to see that they're still making presidential stamps, eh?
How Asinine can u get ! Stop production of this asinine stamp! I’d say ppl don’t care about what’s on a stamp especially if ur mailing bills ! Who cares ! Who stayed awake at nite thinkin of this asinine idea !
I zoomed in.
Seems like a 2019KiaSorento story
😂😂😂
Sirius!
Looks like the Wal-Mart logo.
the trump stamp.
Most Think It Represents A Pink Sand Dollar, And As A Result, Coral Beach Tourism Rises 500 Percent!
First time I’ve seen a chocolate starfish on a stamp before. It’s like a.. nasty asterisk.
I would not be licking that.......just sayin
This startled my cats
Why not? It's in Greendale Community College's flag as well. E Pluribus Anus.
There was a time when people cared whose anus it was
This is how TeenVogue sends out their magazines.
So... are you supposed to lick *both* sides?
I’d buy it!
The First Amendment protects the right to petition the government for redress of grievances, but you still gotta buy the postage to do it.
His face looks less orange...
Mozart edition
'Postal Service Releases Stamp With Anus On It To See If Anyone Cares What’s On Stamps Anymore' You're not allowed to have living Presidents on post stamps.
Lick it before you stick it 😝
I sure hope they're peel 'n stick, because I'm not licking it!
I hope they aren't the type you have to lick... Just asking for a friend.
Gross
ToiT
Or is it just an innie nipple?
It's too early to put Trump's face on a stamp.
45¢
Ehh, I'd buy a few.
He’s never looked more Presidential.
The official “WhiteHouse” STAMP! 🗣It even has a picture of a president on it‼️🤣🤣🤣
Oh no! This has to be a joke man! You gotta be kidding me if you think
still don't care lol
marcusbrig What’s a stamp?
Markgatiss The Trump likeness is amazing! LOL!!
I don't give a shit - pun intended
envirodale Copyright infringement? Or is it ok because they didn't use 'E Pluribus Anus'?
OMG are you serious?
Hosacome so many people know what a butthole looks like
Glad to see the 'hey that looks like our current president' -joke is well covered here.
NO!!! I CARE, THIS IS GROSS. PUT THE FLAG OUT !!
Ga penteng blasss
TheBigMark1278 didn’t know you worked for the post office now
This had me 'crackin' up'😆
is that NICKIMINAJ's famous anus? 🤔
Never seen a anus like that
Before posting something like that u need to warn a brotha. Nasty nightmares 4 at least a week.
Huh. So that's how it looks like.
JakeKirkpatric1 could this be real? 😂😂😂 I’m gonna start sending letters again!
'haha this is literally donnon trmup'
This just makes me giggle
his mouth?
Anus = Trump Give me likes you maggotary biggots
Hah?Apa?gimana
Hope it’s not scratch and sniff. 👃👀
TheRealDidiU Looks just like trump.
StairwaytoSe7en SMAydenYT
Do you have to lick it?
PabloFartz is this u
A Sphincter stamp!
😂🤣😂
tump
Asiri_Ocean naosalvo nem sei o que falar
The realDonaldTrump Commemorative Stamp
gariamray Free the asshole!! sign: FreeTheNipple
Beautiful
The trump stamp.
It's a shame they don't make them lick to stick anymore.
And stamp collectors rejoiced.
chrismunns wronger than wrong
Looks like Trump's lips when he's trying to drink water.
I'm deceased.
I'm not licking that...
Markgatiss Just when you think the US can’t make themselves look even more like a 🤡...SMH
What's a stamp?
Once you get past the smell, you got it licked
Markgatiss Is stamp rimming now a thing?
developing the porn market of stamp collectors. Finally someone who is interested in making a profit is running the place. Just imagine the rare misprints.
Presidential portrait?
Hmm...tongue only...💩
Markgatiss Who did trump pay to get on a stamp? They don’t put living people on stamps!
That was their Stamp for Trump and the GOP sir.
I thought it was another Trump parody until I read it😁😄😄😄😄😄
FATJEW buy that post office!
TrumpStamp
RealGoldyG can you confirm this report?
Damn, thought it was Trump until I read the headline
Has Trump had some work done , anyway congratulations on the stamp realDonaldTrump .
marcusbrig Is that your face realDonaldTrump asking for a friend?
Could have gone without the picture
animeluvr96 poolparty666 WBMC official stamp
I mistook that for a Mitch McConnell commemorative stamp. (I see now that this one isn’t wearing glasses.)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop collecting stamps.
🤢
BigVanilla11 nickbaltz quivering
Stamps are a good hedge against inflation. If anyone still buys stamps. Does anyone still buy stamps?
GretaThunberg edition?
Better not be a scratch and sniff!
You said 'clown-world' Well paid people actually wasted time evaluating propositions, and collectively choosing the anus design! Bravo!
What are stamps?
RevDJEsq The rosebud 😏
What crap did they send me now?! 🤣
Markgatiss Charming
Rim it
Vonnegut would approve.
That's one to sphinct about
Between Executive (TV watching) time, ripping off contractors, tweeting and golfing, when did Trump find the time to pose for the picture?
Some would long for the days when you still had to lick stamps.
DONALD TRUMP IS BUTTHOLE HAHAHAHA
Ewwww
Unbelievable. .. & the ppl are applauding Im glad i rarely use stamps.
A case of recto on verso. What world are we in?
Did Trump approve of his likeness prior? 😱
Licking stamps has never been this tasty
Whatever you do, just don't throw a lady nipple on there.
Thank heavens you don't have to lick stamps any more.
Finally! A postage stamp that represents many modern Americans! 🙌
Do they have any that aren’t self-adhesive? Asking for a friend.
Markgatiss OMG That's hilarious. Did anyone care?
Welcome to Greendale!
I thought it was a portrait of President Trump...
That's the backside of the stamp. The part you're supposed to lick.
mbt103 goddamnit onion!!! Truth
hahahahahahhahahahahaah deja_moo75 GrandmastaShash
The speed at which morality is falling, has reached terminal velocity. Very dissapointed
😂😂😂😂😂
Commemorative Balloon Knot
It should be titled 'DT in repose.'
Now that you don't have to lick them.
The new Trump stamp? Looks just like him!
Markgatiss I thought it was a new prezidential stamp to honor our current potus.
Looks like realDonaldTrump found a loophole to get around the 'no living person' on a postage stamp rule.
Shameful.
Harry Anus is Donald Trump's soon to be prison nickname.
Is the stamp a scratch and sniff tho?
What it needs is a story so we care whose anus it is and why it’s on a stamp.
Generic photo covers the entire Trump clan.
Trump made it onto a stamp. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think the real news here is that the Postal Service still exists.
Just in time for Goatse's 20th anniversary too
Markgatiss Nice to see they've finally put a serving president's likeness on a stamp
Trump's the only president to get his face on a stamp while in office.
Ah yes, from the infamous “Balloon Knot” series.!
I thought that was a stamp of realDonaldTrump
Because the postal service are pretty anal when it comes to their jobs 😂
I do hope the’re self adhesive!
First stamp where you have to lick the front
That’s a man who likes what he sees...
Im back
I don’t think Trump deserves his likeness on a stamp
Hey, a Donald Trump commemorative stamp before the end of his first and only term!
They released a stamp with trump on it?
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