Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow

CHERRY HILL, NJ—Upon learning that you cannot go swimming with everyone else because you left your bathing suit at home, local pool owner Gary McGill, 41, offered to loan you some swim trunks that have touched his penis countless times, sources confirmed Tuesday.

“Oh, don’t worry about it—out in the pool house I’ve got an extra pair whose thin, absorbent netting has tightly cupped my genitalia on many occasions,” said McGill, adding that he had been lending the swimsuit out to guests all summer and that it was really no trouble at all. “Yep, go in there and look for the orange ones that always cling to my wet, bare ass and have to be peeled off when I’m done.

Do people... not wash their bathing suits?

His swim trunks are not his, he is only rented. And, his swimming trunks have many people who rent it already in the past. They call it the widow's swim trunks.

I wish. Direct , fresh from his body only.

Is that a deal breaker for you?

Only if he's cool that I piss into it and his pool for offering

Nothing wrong with 'Just the tip.'

This is seriously every boomer pool-owner I've ever encountered. box_foam

And that swim suit's name was Elon Musk.

JonathanTillson 🌙📺🌊🇺🇸🩳🍆🥳

Will Elon give him a horse for them?

Nut nets 😂 remind me of this image robdelaney

He washed it! Jeez!

Facts

Wow he owns a pool?!?

A man so out of touch he cant understand how foolish he sounds

Isn't that what you usually eat for lunch, AlkhemystAwry ?

I'm thinking NO.

rmcsween88 johnharig1 drewskiram Colhar every time

crsofr Look, it's darrenrovell

This is exactly how I feel when someone offers to lend me their swimsuit. Who does that...

Touched by many more penises. You may borrow.

With his penis still in it. * wink wink*

Nasty ass excuse for a “ news “ site

They love this one, 11th time it's been posted on twitter

So did the pool water

'No thanks, that's just Lightsaber dueling with extra steps'

I have a spoon that was in my mouth. You can use it.

Beats slipping into that thong bikini

Haha... sounds like my uncle....

Really 🙄

Excuse me?

Where can I find it

classic

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