Because, you see, in this great nation, we have something called the First Amendment. Let me break it down for you. Everyone has the right to free speech. So if you’re going to make it some big taboo to have independent thoughts, then you might as well call up the entire armed forces and let them know they should pack it in. Otherwise, what’s the point of even having a military?
I’ll bet if you could have it your way, we’d all be living in some sort of propaganda groupthink police state. Yeah, you’d probably love it if I just sat down, shut up, and mindlessly accepted everything you said. Well, too friggin’ bad. Last time I checked, this is a free country and I can say whatever I want, no matter how “problematic” it is for you.Counterpoint: Sir, We Are The Regular Police And You Need To Come Out Of That SlideSir, sir, please, just relax. We are the regular police.
We’ve received multiple reports of a middle-aged man loitering around the premises and physically and verbally intimidating the clientele. Several guests fled with their children, and I have a manager over here with a welt on her face saying that you whipped balls from the ball pit at her. So, sir, for the last time, you need to cool off, stop shouting, and climb down here so we can escort you outside in an orderly manner.No—stop—don’t wriggle your way back up the slide.
Yes, this is America, but you are on private property, and this business is fully within its rights to ask you to leave. We’ll be happy to speak to you one-on-one as soon as you climb down from there. If you’d like to call a lawyer, that’s your right as well. Please, sir. Stop screaming and put your pants back on.This has nothing to do with the First Amendment. We’re not trying to “strip you of your constitutional rights.
Sir, this is for your own good. You’ve clearly cut your hand by banging on the little plexiglass window. This is a now health hazard, too. We need to take you somewhere you can receive medical attention.We understand you’re upset, but no one is trying to muzzle you or encroach on your freedoms. You’re absolutely free to express anything that’s on your mind—anything at all—but let’s do it at the station after you’ve had a chance to settle down.Okay, now you’re resisting arrest.
DevinCow They make a cute couple.
Slide Man is kinda hot 🤔
They both make good points.
The guy on the left is my friend Will. He’s super cool gay guy.
Joke's on you, I CANT come out. I've been stuck in here for 6 hours. Now, who wants some unsolicited opinions on why a two party system is inherently flawed and why we should eat Congress?
Relatable...
Careful, PC police. It's a slippery slope.
That guy is aggressively bald.
This is obviously false. That cop was wayyyyyy to calm & helpful. Where's the choke hold?
beware the PC police, they want to arrest only whites
You can tell he’s white because he didn’t get shot
When did you stop being satire?
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