‘Order, Order,’ Shouts Judge In Kyle Rittenhouse Case While Shooting AR-15 At Ceiling

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“It takes a lot of physical and spiritual energy to balance on one wheel.” John Thompson

micheleb801 Crazy maniac power nut job.

This isnt a very good photoshop. The hand isn't pale and clammy enough.

This country is a fucking joke

You need to leave this one alone, you can’t compete with the utterly detached from reality stories that have already been put out.

dayna_kathan Bench pop. Pretty common with judges…

shooting the ceiling in self defence surely

Head juror

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Ereturn8 let's take a break, the AR15s are here. Please don't talk about the case, read, watch or listen to any account of the trial. Please don't make a poopy in the jury box 🙂

Same energy.

Disgusting verdict.Justice not done.

AlanKohler Well played , bet a few ducked under the desks/seats !

CiaranMcgrady

Fucking hell you guys are closer to actually allowing the purge to become a reality 😴

petrolstation88

Accurate

Now I understand why the white americans always say that “Murica has the best justice system in the world!”

Makes sense

GameOverGreggy Cope more

Ooffff

Ya buddy ! That’s my kind of judge 😉… Let’s Go Brandon 🇺🇸💪🏼

Lol.

Cuz murica!!!

On first glance, no fewer than five Idiocracy GIFs. That tracks.

I haven't seen Madagascar 3 either

Hi ya Kyle

Not even fearing the threat of recoil to Kyle still sitting on his lap.

This sounds like something from a Tyler Perry Script. Madea is that you in a mask-child? 😟😟

micheleb801 Crazy and unfit.

motorresx I actually thought the judge was carrying an AR-15… sometimes The Onion gets too real

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Davidlaz This kid should have been found guilty. He killed 2 people. And this judge needs to retire!!! I have never seen such a mixed up judge in my life. He needed to go to jail.

Getting closer every day 🇺🇸

Oh you all knew how this would end.

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