Kyle Rittenhouse Sentenced To 45 Years Of CPAC Appearances

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Why is it so hard to accept a not guilty? Remember that when you get a ticket or go to jail .

LET's SEE:HE SHOT 3 ANTIFA MEMBERS, ONE WAS A CHILD RAPIST ANOTHER JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL AND HE HAD A GUN AIMED AT RITTENHOUSE'S HEAD AND SAID I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ANOTHER WAS HITTING RITTENHOUSE ON HIS HEAD WITH A SKATEBOARD

RNathanGoolsby The Blubbering Sissy Murderer, hero of the 'right' who are always wrong.

Guys what should i do i brought a toy gun across state lines, am i gonna get arrested?1?

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That's a shame he killed those people and he was found not guilty , that really hurts my heart.

That's terrible it really hurts my heart that he killed those people, and they found him not guilty

Awww. I like his tear face!!

So true.

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Looks like the designers rushed a little to get this one out, but now he has his own skin in the Fortnite store. 3800 V-bucks.

KyleKulinski I opposed Anakasparian and cenkuygur sexual harassment accusation on Jimmy_dore Now Jimmy, ggreenwald mtracey mtaibbi enabling of racists, fascists right winger is more pernicious and dangerous to humanity than what cenk, Ana did. I apologize to Anakasparian and cenkuygur

GorillaMarxist I Wish.

piratadelacosta Psicópata de mierda

your justice system is wank and that judges personnal opinions should stay out off the justice system

MatthewWolfff And all his CPAC proceeds will go to the families victims.

The judge and the jury in alliance with the people who raised funds for his high profile defense attorney are responsible for all murderers committed by these vigilantes whose sole purpose bringing an assault rifle to a protest is to kill protesters.

😂😂😂

:(

In all seriousness, that kid has a future in Congress. He would get elected with ease in red states

Sound like a whole bunch of generations unknown of their sex status cry out for justice.

He will kill again. The court just empowered vigilantes!

I'm sorry, if you haven't been paying attention to the evidence, you need to shut up. The weapon was purchased for him by a friend as a gift for his 18th birthday. He had not intended to take possession until he was 18.

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I like that!! 😂😂

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napleunemme He’d win the White House. That’s how sick many in this Country RIGHT NOW!

I wish but alas

So many white boys 'fear for their lives'

RTMannJr 🤦🏽‍♀️👍🏽

so killing someone can be considered a reasonable action if white supremacy groups like the Proud Boys & pro- guns conservatives are involved. My opinion is that NO ONE should ever have the right or ability to take another person's life, & get away with it,

Should have been life without parole.

He looks like he is 12 years old anyway

Iam just so sorry he took two people's life he should be locked up...if that was someone else they would be locked up

Can we get melly and tayk back?

A fate worse than death

So happy that justice prevailed and the jury saw through the lies perpetuated by the Media, Antifa & BLM. These radicals claim the business have insurance, well morons there is also co-pays, deductibles, increased premiums and being uninsurable. So happy for him and his family.

I love seeing people freak out about these articles. Even better when people print it out and send it to their friends and everyone but them know what's up and say nothing.

I just wonder why you haven't made a video about Kyle Rittenhouse trial. What's your honest opinion? Should he walk free?!

Word.

Christians actually hate Jesus and his teachings folks.

Or serve under internship of a R (as offered already)

Weird. He drove somewhere and shot strangers.

making a article about this zero text, even no proof Great job The Onion, you've shitted yourself. 'Finest News Source' my ass.

Too soon

That judge immediately made me feel he's goin free.

I see someone's pissy. He was well within his rights. They came at him with lethal force and he responded in kind. Here's a thought don't be a bad guy and you won't get the pew pew😂

No you see, those who tragically died also carried handguns. Besides, why would you approach someone holding an AR 15? You know well enough they just might pull the trigger. They were all guilty. Unfortunately, this kid had the last shot. Noone deserved to die that night.

KyleKulinski Im surprised I never heard your opinion on this case. Unless you just didn't put it on YouTube?

It's sad to hear this kind of story from USA, living in UK most of my life I feel safe or at least knowing some guy or kid isn't going to pull out a gun on you in the street. Someone once said to me USA is home of the wild west, forget the movie versions, the real thing is worse!

Tamir Rice, 11yr old black kid flashing a toy gun gets killed by a white COP while 17yr old Kyle kills 2 people and gravely injures a third man and walks freely. IS THIS JUSTICE AMERICA

I hope he has the Herman Cain suite at the hotel

hasanthehun I’m confused. Is he free or is he in jail?

On the bright side Kenosha Wisconsin gets whatever it deserves. Happy bonfire night .

Purgatory is real!

What the fuck is a cpac.

dilanpcook I mean the Democrats made him the face of white supremacy.

VaushV Ok this one’s on point lmao

I didn't mean to laugh, it just happened 🤷‍♂️

Holy fuck this is good

Truely a punishment worse than death

Too good

I'd laugh if it wasn't so depressingly accurate.

He will walk free. He is not a criminal. He was chased by a man who was on 'The List', and a man with a fire arm. The prosecutor is a smug joke. Kyle will be a free man. He did nothing but protect himself and other innocent people. Anyone that says he is guilty is mentally ill.

Next stop, President Rittenhouse.

As long as it doesn’t interfere with his GOP Internship in DC.

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Cruel and unusual

Might just be worse than life in prison

juliareinstein They are lacking muppets

IrrationalChad Hey, if your value your soul, this really isn't better than going to jail.

TenaciousEye He says his next stop is Sesame Street, if his mom can find it.

Even the crazy shaman dude is held to a higher standard for carrying a spear

You guys are supposed to be satire…

Fake new

ONLY IF... there's a buffet!

It would be a real shame if someone did anti-fascist actions. In Minecraft of course .

ZenTrends He should appeal that sentence.

This one is actually funny.

And a Lifetime NRA sponsorship

LMFAOOOO

Haha yes Onion

mike_bo_bike 🙄 i’m never going to Wisconsin

TheRaceTool Sadly this will become true. He will probably run for office someday as well.

cuddlefishface

Not sure he's still safe, even with the verdict. What a horrible way to live.

This Is what happens when white people stand together with black people....they just showed you that if you go against us we will not stand with you

Let's Go Brandon!!!!!

One of your best lol 😂😂

May god have mercy on his soul.

😂

JenEvans6544 Sadly true. New poster boy for…?

hasanthehun I’m so sad and tired

That will probably happen.

You. Are. Supposed. To. Be. SATIRE.

Please give me that preferential treatment in the core system can everybody sign up for the Rittenhouse treatment after killing people wow that's amazing I'd love to walk around with the AR-15 and say oh I was defending myself when I shoot somebody how f****** stupid

45 yrs to Life

He’ll get RICH 🤑

Celebrates by Ugly crying

KyleKulinski Why havent you done a segment on the rittenhouse trial yet? 🤔

I'm old enough to remember when the onion was actually funny and clever.

This isn't parody.

Aww, do the poor commies have to accept the fact that mob rule lost again? Awwww it’s ok

'Heh heh good thing I'm calm & unaffected 😏' -35 year old man in a 5 panel hat who wrote this article and is currently boiling with rage

RVAwonk 😳🤣😂🤢🤮

He might want to hide for a couple of decades

This almost made me laugh, until I thought about it

I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire.

That's actually funny

Nailed it.

This kid will never be able to do anything else besides be a poster boy for the crazy right conservative movement. This will follow him forever with the crazy people attached to it.

True, plus 45 years of NRA appearances.

HisLove_Zach

I'm sure he'll be a headliner now.

KyleKulinski LMAO!

Too soon? Yep.

hasanthehun Just wait till he announces he’s running for congress

Great

I can’t even find this funny. I’m so damn depressed

I grant you he was a child. That being said, at every turn he was encouraged to believe he was better than anyone. From his “cadet training” to being supplied a firearm, he had privilege. I’d have like him to serve time with psychiatric guidance. Say, four years.

pattonoswalt Y’all just aren’t funny anymore and don’t know what you’re talking about.

Yall fired this one off pretty quickly. I think you hit your target with this one.

pattonoswalt Book deals, tv shows, movies… he’s set for life.

You forgor his monthly appearance on PragerU

He'll pull a Cliven Bundy sooner than later. The kid isn't exactly bright.

patriottakes Always right on time. Appreciate you.

VaushV Incredibly tragic 😥 Thoughts and prayers to Kyle

pattonoswalt This boy will forever have a target on his back.

BellaAugust4 I didn't think I could laugh at a time like this, but here I am, lol

Get ready for some peaceful protest

AlanTudyk Disgusting. The USA has lost its mind.

Too true to be funny

😆

pattonoswalt too soon.

Remember-if you see this guy in your neighborhood, you better be wearing a Kevlar vest!

lmaooo

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