Open Management Position Requires 10 Or More Years Nepotism

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Minimum of a positive DNA blood test or knowledge of the ole secret frat hand shake / pledge torture methods to move on to second interview.

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prachotan we should adopt this company policy vro ❤️🥰

I thought the onion was satire?

Pen pal wants promotion to prison race relation coordinator.

Too real brah

'Which frat were you in? Did you go to an Ivy League?' - Asks the Cognizant Boss of Perserving Longitudinal Nepotism in a 'Normal' Round of Interview Questions

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