Ohio 5th Graders Annoyed That Friend Forced To Give Birth Only Talks About Baby Stuff Now

OAKWOOD, OH—Noting how weird she’d been ever since the state of Ohio had required her to carry a child to term, local 5th graders told reporters Thursday that their friend Hannah who was forced to give birth only wanted to talk about baby stuff now.

“It’s not like we don’t love her, but ever since she got pregnant and had to have a baby, all she cares about is gross stuff like diapers, spit up, and milk,” said 10-year-old Kayla Sanders, adding that Hannah, who used to go with them to the mall, have sleepovers, and watch movies, never wanted to do anything other than stay home and take care of her 2-week-old infant daughter.

pattersonhood Another baby was just born. Thus ruining a woman’s life. With motherhood.

TurnTexasBLUE VoteBlueNotQ This has been the reality in MAGA-controlled Texas since last October

Koubitz Omg...

jwz God. Damn.

koogmo Sliced right through the heart. Ouchie

OakwoodOhio

Ohioans are the Taliban of the West

This shit is sad af. Also make you angry and want to beat the shit out of her step dad.

I can't imagine coming up with news articles that are more outlandish than what is real now-a-days

I don’t know if your joking anymore 😳

🥇

TheBabylonBee is better

Brutal and spot on

the double take gave me whiplash omg

😬 horrifying Too close to the truth; well, actually the GOP GovMikeDeWine ohiogop want 5th graders to give birth Which is Dangerous and absolutely grotesque DumpTheRottenGOP2022

That is a dark take

I used to like satire, but now it’s just sad

I thought this was satire. This shit is the current reality

Omg🙈 Seriously so bad. But facts now.

Goddamn

Jfc

This is The Onion I know and love.

Oh shit

Too soon?

OH…MY….GOD, Becky! Could you not with the What to Expect shit? Like, Harry Styles is speaking. GOD!

AngryNatlPark Oh, hey, the Onion is relevant again

wait, aren't you supposed to only report on stuff that didn't actually happen?

'Mom, baby and uncle-dad all doing fine' reports principal to the school.

IDJoe4Idaho

Vicious

Pffffft.

Ooof

This is brilliant!😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

holy shit 💀

coreyreynoldsLA 🤣🤣🤣

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