Now Is Not the Time to Cut Your Own Hair

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Last weekend, under the influence of boredom, anxiety, and marijuana, I ordered a beginner’s embroidery kit from Amazon and awaited its arrival with bated breath. Crafting anything fiddly with my hands is not my forté. I knit, but mostly so that I don’t look at my phone while I watch TV, and all I’ve ever produced that is of worth is a few baby blankets and a lot of scarves that live in a basket under my bed and are probably riddled with moths. Embroidery seemed like a fussier task and one that would require all of my concentration. I lack the attention to detail necessary to create embroidered masterpieces because creating samplers worthy of an Etsy store is counterintuitive to the task at hand, which is a distraction and not productivity.

for cutting your own hair for the very same reasons. This sort of service journalism would not have existed two or three weeks ago, but reality has shifted slightly so this is where we are. Together, all these new-found hobbies and crafts form an imperative towards productivity: the tasks we undertake are all small, incremental steps towards self-improvement.

The imperative to use this time to be productive is self-sabotaging because it feels highly unlikely that anyone will get any better at the hobby they’ve chosen to undertake. The point of all these tasks, from hair-cutting to scrapbooking to getting really into bread, is not productivity, but distraction, an activity that redirects your mind from a larger, more pressing matter. By definition, distractions are not productive!

Trimming shaggy bangs between haircut appointments is okay, because if your hair looks terrible, help is but a phone call and a salon visit away. If the bangs look bad when you do it yourself, well, staring at the result of your hubris for what could be a very long time might feed into the very anxiety you were attempting to silence.

Though there is a freedom in abject failure, which we should all embrace with impunity, I don’t know if that same freedom extends to our physical being. Hair grows back. The tail of your left eyebrow will repopulate itself eventually. But the chance that you will feel like a worse version of yourself in a time when we are all experiencing a collective situational depression seems risky to me.

 

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So glad I started buzzing my own hair back in October. Feels AMAZING.

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