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I suppose that’s considered good luck as far as factory farmed chicken are concerned.
Open the article, it is very good.
Brilliantly written.
This statement has me in the dark.
Excellent. Thank you.
So the supposed light at the end of the tunnel, ended up being a ceiling crack, while getting decapitated. Hardcore. Sorry chicken, you tasty.
Thank you for your service, my Chick-fil-A sandwich was delicious today
I remember reading in the news about an Iraqi refugee in America, seeing snow for the first time in his life, recording it in wonder when an American gunned him down. He died. His widow was hearbroken. It was years ago. It still haunts me.
😢
😪
Gee, you guys are really grim!
Seriously, NOT funny. All too sad that warehoused chickens live whole lives crammed in together in the dark in our modern industrial farming system.
Oddly enough the same feeling Trump will have at 8:59 PM EST.
god damn bro
I was just thinking about dinner tonight. Chicken sounds delicious 😋
'The chickens were well taken care off. These lucky birds spent their lives surrounded by thousands of their friends, all under one roof.'
They're more likely to be put into an emulsifier than be decapitated; think more like two interconnected screws than a blade.
FFairing dark
And here I was, thinking you were gonna cock it up again.
Unfortunately, it's not really an Onion headline. It's worse than that.
Fucking love it! Except this doesn’t belong in because it’s a fact.
Get some new writers! NOT funny!
Sounds delicious
The hope is what makes it so tasty
I don’t know how to feel about this. I laughed, but felt bad at the same time. Anyway, I like chicken. I don’t want to know how it’s gets to my plate.
I’m not saying this as a joke, I thought these were supposed to be satire. This is probably a very common occourance
I thought you were a satire page.
Don’t we have enough to be depressed enough
Oh man. Brutal yet legit.
All Summer In A Day
jesus that's bleak
:(
sheesh
The most compassionate path is vegetarianism/veganism Even cutting back as much as possible on meat is a start. We all have to start somewhere
For every one of these kinds of articles the Onion releases, I'm going to release 3 glorifying the consumption of meat in a cleverly ironic way
bruh
Just sayin....
should really fix that crack
😵😵
😟
Damn Onion we doing that huh
Go vegan, everyone
I would've just dodged
What a beautiful story.
NikkiGlaser
fuck
:'(
lmao
Thanks.I really needed that.
Cruel 💔❣️
Don't feed the PETA trolls
I guess the chicken saw the light at the end of the warehouse
Jesus
:|
At least it had glimmer of hope
peta
Like the chicken, you just went very dark.
Ouch 😰😔
“TIME TO RUN LIKE A...!”
Wow, this is depressing af
And after cooking, still tastes like chicken!
Damn.
3
That escalated quickly.
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