mikeyturtle10
So if I go to Subway, I'll get the power of flight?
Don't be scared if the folks behind the counter get a bit 'upset'. Remember, they have knives close at hand. But...if you get a 9.11 meal out of it, tip Generously. ;)
Not even sure how something so tone-deaf and disgusting can stay on Twitter, but then again, it is Twitter and their standards don't meet a high bar. Neither do you.
I send this to people every 9/11, and without fail, they ask me if it’s real.
I had a wtf moment before realizing this was posted by the onion
Too Soon
Shouldn’t these subs be toasted?
WavePrism_ This is still one of the funniest things y'all have ever made
this is such a classic holy shit
Why the fuck did Subway do this advertisement in the first place? Must've been Jared's idea, I dunno.
i love a good joke but man this is just gross
Not funny. Poor taste. Horrible.
I think this is a very tasteless ad, not appropriate, heartless for all the people who were affected buy 911!
The guy looks too stupid to get off the ground,the sandwich meat like it was swept off the butcher shop floor,and a bun made from recycled cardboard. Other than that,spiffy ad.
Just had a mini stroke thanks
StutzBob
Subway is hiring! Apply for a job inside!
For real?
I honestly thought this was real for a second before I realized that it's from the onion
I'll the Twin Towers of Ham!
eh
😐
Not funny, I'm sure this offends people
4 Peener JarJarFan69
September 1/0
Best ever
It's never too early for The Onion. 😎
Ah The Onion... we hardly knew ye...
I actually thought this was real for a sec
This is awful, i can't stop laughing.
Too soon
Gaming
'There's no room for sentiment in big business.'
This is a terrible promotion. It reminds me of that tragedy.
I heard someone actually used this and it worked so it's technically functional one
I remember hearing people were actually able to get away with redeeming this
jupzura Reminds me of
god damn this image is OLD
Complete savagery🤣
Finally, they brought it back
All edge, and no point. If you wanted to be edgy, you should have stayed on the course you started on instead of turning into a gobshite left wing mouthpiece. James Corden is funnier than The Onion and that’s saying something.
Tasteless-both ways
How distasteful
Best tweet of the year.
Wow, what a totally inappropriate POS laugh grab.
Holy shit, Onion! I just laughed bourbon out my nose.
Sorry. Not funny. People had the choice of being burned alive or jumping. Obviously written by somebody not even born when the tragedy occurred.
Too soon.
Too soon...
sealtoast omg do you remember this
Cant believe you guys reposting this smh
you did this years ago but it was a printable coupon? at least that’s how i remember it. the twin chowers!
BendittLikeReid
I would legit start eating their yoga-mat bread and slimy canned ham again if they made this ad
lol this classic
Ouch... 😬
Too soon - South Park established that it needs to be 22.3 years before something tragic can be made funny
Ferdinandthepi1
ooooooooooohhh
historically subway PR and marketing has been top notch. an uncharacteristic misstep for them.
Aveiver never forget
HypraSeaPea a classic
america deserves these juicy Italian subs in all their processed glory - get in while supplies last hasanthehun
I have a liberal sense of humor, but I think you crossed the line here.
Omg
Oh damn I hope I don’t forget
This one’s real
Let’s roll…our butts to Subway!
I wonder if they have some special deals on 6' subs WTCBuilding7
Still the funniest shit ever😂😂😂
I don't get Americans.
Always a classic
Every year like clockwork, and every year it strangles out a laugh from me.
Oldie but goodie
You need to update with the new SUBWAY logo they use in their ‘Eat Fresh Refresh’ campaign.
'This deal is so good, it's terrifying!'
It's a jihad on hunger!
Very poor taste even for the onion wow!
a classic image
Wrong on so many levels, yet hilarious on just as many
Pretty sad
They should only be served toasted
Too soon
Subway Narrator: Honor our heroes, by eating one.
Classic Subway
People will jump out of windows to be the first in line!
AliceAvizandum
Remember when people thought this was real?
Classic
We have some Quiznos fans in here.
datdudedooley
Don’t forget, the Saudis also murdered Jamal Khashoggi. However, in their defense, they do have super nice oil.
😭
I don’t get it why is this news
StillYourGhost
few days toosoon
Ok, I LOVE you guys. But 😬
Never ok.
Too soon?
Reading the comments to this annual article made 9/11 my favorite holiday.
I love the onions commentary on the world usually but this one may end up being very damaging to subway as people won’t realise it’s a joke. Would have been funnier with a fictional company
someone must have beat me to the punch but here I go: 'Jared did 9-11'
Each sandwich made by George Bush wearing a Bin Laden mask
Fuckin funny coping humor.
Sorry Onion, usually get a laugh from your stuff, but not this time. Innocent people were lost. This is not funny.
Should’ve doubled down on the controversy and used Jared
Some people did something... to these prices!!!
Because if we don't learn the lesson, history will keep repeating itself. 😋
RadiantHotcakes I had to double-take a few times until I realized who posted this. Goddamn, guys
Isn’t this like a decade old
These Condiments Don't Run!
I'd say The Onion was asking to be sued by Subway but let's face it, The Onion has nothing of value. For more TheOnionSucks
This never gets old!
Cardoso
Oh dear, awful
necrofamicom See, can’t have another 9/11 if no one’s traveling
Ouch
Too soon.
SUBWAY
WTF this is an old ass meme you HACK FRAUDS
Onion, this is a bit much.
I’ve always loved this picture
Look man, it's either this or Jared
Nah, I'll pass. Heard their bread has Dihydrogen Monoxide made in it
two subs for 10 dollars? what the uck? why is it so damn expensive?
ok ive seen the image now no one else can post it
To all the people complaining about this joke being offensive, here.
Not funny!
Same energy as the twin tower mattress sale
I know you're a satire site, but this is still f-ked up.
Now hold on a minute this just didn’t happen
LOL. You forgot the promo 'Order Nine 11 Inchers And Get A FREE Iraq War!'
Phew. Bad taste. Almost as bad as an actual Subway sandwich.
I’m not even american and I find this joke tasteless. Have some respect for the fallen people. I have really, really bad taste in jokes, and even I don’t joke about victims of a terrorist attack.
still a classic
ItsMeRaySmith it’s back
Dudes, dank meme!
when will you make normal news videos like you did in 2009-2013 ish please
Jet fuel can't melt wheat buns.
Classic, this is like a decade old now?
ErnestHohensee Chadtr0n
Is it halal?
Is it too soon to laugh?
I like the onion but it seems some things aren’t a joke.
Sorry this is just in bad taste, don’t find it funny at all
oh no
That joke is so hot, it might even melt steel beams.
lmao, king shit.
im guessing the guy is a stock photo why would somebody need a stock photo of that
This is tasteless. Btw, I’m talking about the sandwiches, not the promotion.
Still a better PR Campaign than Jared
Too sub
Has it met the South Park 22.3 year litmus? No? So then this isn’t funny
I mean that’s just I can’t even
this just in: 9/11 Jokes Are Officially Mainstream
Fly on in
This makes me laugh every single year. Probably my all-time favorite image on the internet.
This is how I feel when stores offer HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY specials... like, what?! onion memorialday
An oldie but a goodie.
This can’t be real
a classic
This is the one that did it.
Truly tasteless just like a subway sandwich
Fake news! There was a second and third guy flying through the air like casual Superman! What about meatball sub 7?! It was never hit by a guy flying through the air! Thermite was found in sub 2!-right between the mayo and mustard! Fact! Jared molests children with Hilary Clinton
What makes this funny is I could absolutely see some ad guys pushing this. There are always promotions, commercials, radio spots that somehow get approved and draw immediate disapproval. This very concept was probably scribbled out on a few whiteboards.
i love this but i would just like to point out for everyone giving the onion all the credit for this image this image was made by 4chan about a decade ago
This is a bit harsh and dark for the Onion. I'd say 'bad taste' also. I didn't find this humorous. What happened ? You used to be funny. Maybe you're trying too hard.
Best promotion ever.
The Onion remains undefeated!
Yes, it has been 19 years, but 3,000 people died and they each left loved one’s behind, who would feel sickened at seeing this parody. I going to pass on retweeting.
Holy fuck
Ahahahahah! This is terrible! 🤣 I love you, 😂
😅 lol
Damn, sometimes I can't tell the Onion from the real world anymore. jolt
still funny
Can I get that on a Saudidough..... I mean Sourdough roll?
Quotedreplies
Ho Lee Shit!
Dinkeldash Nice try, this is old as fossilized triceratops turds and completely fake.
Omg! 😣
Why did I think this was real for a second lmaoooo
MetiNTBG
Ha ha
Damn and here I thought I’d be a first responder to this tweet
JamieBworth Oh shit
anitamartini UnzileChris never forget
Dinkeldash It’ll always be too soon, assholes.
Wow, you win
llamuwu Ah, classic
I’m going to hell for smiling at this.
MizGloriaRose staleydis Omg. 😬😬😂
Holy hell
No. Just no!
ClockBomb
Its finally not too soon.
This is tasteless, just like everything else that comes from Subway.
Anthony_Phoon
That's a great deal
hume_r Last 9/11 a Northrop Grumman contractor gave me an NG mousepad. Like this is their Christmas
hume_r It's that magical time of the year again!
edgarfiendly Since Subway fired the fat pedophile as it's spokesperson, the company should hire Juicy Smollett as its new one since Juicy goes out for Subway sandwiches at 2am.
WTFoooh it's the Onion
Oh noooooo
This is tasteless and awful... I love it!
Rofl
DomtheDilf
Holy shit!
If you can eat 5, you get the special Penta Gone coupon!
Didn't realize this was a yearly thing, even better lol.
Alert, white guy! Was he on the no fly list and still managed to hijack a sub.
redsteeze Jesus Christ I'm not supposed to laugh but....
Very inappropriate! What are they thinking this is tasteless to use such a somber day to advertise a sandwich!!!!!😥
Obviously fake, they would lose money on that deal.
NOT funny!
That guy can be used as meme fuel. Someone get on that who has photoshop.
Despicable joke, too soon... ...it’s only the 9th.
Get these towering deals before they collapse.... try the Ground Zero Carbs vinaigrette
TheLoveBel0w Holy hell.
this is the worst ad I have ever seen!
Classic.
Umm... umm...
adamxii I tried to get this deal but Mark Wahlberg was with me, and he wouldn’t let it go down that way. So we got crappy burgers somewhere else
Totally tasteless and unfunny. 3,000 people died you assholes....and this is the 1st time I've EVER cursed on Twitter.
redsteeze Some things I wouldn’t joke about
Wow
Win98Tech old meme is old.
DeepTripMango omg
taking no prisoners
Do Yourself A Favor And Take This Tweet Down !!!!! It's Not Funny For The People That Lost Family, Friends or Any Life For That Matter !!!!!
sfdb
IM BOYCOTTING SUBWAY THIS IS JUST TOO DISGUSTING. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW LONG ITS BEEN IT ISNT COOL TO DO THIS.
This is so brilliant.
'new'
WarpRattler A classic
I thought that actually was Jared flying face first into all that meat.
Brutal
I'm bringing down both towers!
You guys. Such great work.
This is how I feel when I hear “Happy Memorial Day” memorialday september11 corporations
Im a simple man, I see the 9/11 subway deal I like and retweet it
VERY BAD TASTE! SHAMEFUL!
The Onion really sucks. TheBabylonBee is eating your lunch, hacks!
jackkarlonline
I'm sorry sir but our toaster can't melt steel cheese
robertxtravis
Buppkis Oh god.
but can jet fuel cook steel subs
... God damn
redsteeze Isn't this gag from, like, 10 years ago?
hellifiknow14
redsteeze Old, but gold.
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
Classic
This is in EXTREMELY BAD TASTE! SHAME on The Onion!
Really?
holy hell
redsteeze This pun is in poor taste in my opinion.
will this deal go in europoor aswell? and will the price change in € or stay the same? that would be more pricey I think the € has currently more value as the $
I totally missed 'The Onion' on the heading at first, and my jaw only made it halfway to the floor. Well done. [knowing they endorsed a Disney movie about 2 months after Jared went away it's not much of a stretch for them]
That is so stupid... who could possibly eat two Subway footlongs?
The Trump Steak Sandwich was the biggest one on the menu after these two fell.
redsteeze A tower of 7 pennies gets you a side of 'pulled' pork
absrdNEWS TotallyTasteless
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I hope those are hero sandwiches
redsteeze
Seems like a good deal actually
OMG
Buy 2 subs, get a Tower 7” sub for free!
Oldie but a goodie.
robdelaney They're 'Freedom Sandwiches'!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Not funny.
✈ 🏢 💥
Seansully1096 p_terrr
KelenKeller38 uh
the subs are gonna have a field day
robdelaney coldcut
this actually would have aged better than the Jared stuff
Un-toasted subs don't melt swiss cheese!
Not cool.
Obviously fake, saliva can't melt veggies
Wow, Has George W Bush seen this. He may be hungry.
LazyFuckwit oh come on, reusing jokes is shite
robdelaney all time classic
too soon... yet ballsy.
Too soon, guys.
Big yikes
Débris de qualité - Your best French Cheese ! Even rodents love it !
Jarred looks like he has lost even more weight from his time in prison ,, he was a fun commercial before his child problems.
NeverForget
Classic and genius
robdelaney Here in the UK we wait until November 9th to remember 9/11
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