Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text

Dumbfounded citizens from Maine to California gazed helplessly at the frightening chunk of print, unsure of what to do next. Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words."Why won't it just tell me what it's about?" said Boston resident Charlyne Thomson, who was bombarded with the overwhelming mass of black text late Monday afternoon.

Sources also reported a 450 percent rise in temple rubbing and under-the-breath cursing around this time."It demands so much of my time and concentration," said Chicago resident Dale Huza, who was confronted by the confusing mound of words early Monday afternoon. "This large block of text, it expects me to figure everything out on my own, and I hate it."

EL___editor ...scanned 'right to left'?!

It was the best of times....

This pic looks exactly like my brother!!!!

Lmfao “Ow”

Uninterrupted Text is my

Larryferlazzo 'Sources also reported a 450 percent rise in temple rubbing and under-the-breath cursing around this time.' EWAEmily kclarkcollege

G0ddessOfWar Me.

Sad this came on a day with such gruesome murder news all over twitter largely explained by a block of text...

Allow me to explain why this joke by the Onion is both not funny and based on several factual errors. In the course of this discussion several logical fallacies will be discussed as well. Ok, let's get started. 1/243

SethMacFarlane telling us to read more ,truth is they can,t🧐

Apricot Hellbeast is like

Unfortunately, this is actually partially why we're in the mess that we're in - because this satirical article is actually, all too often and for far too many people, true!

I had a hard time just finishing the text of this tweet.

Don't make fun of us illiteracy rate we trying our bestest

😂😂😂 so true

Yeah it’s called Ulysses by James Joyce!

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