HOUSTON—Feigning confusion as they snickered beneath their breath, NASA scientists pranked their newest hire, research astrophysicist Taylor Honore, by pretending they did not see the full moon in the nighttime sky, sources within the agency confirmed Wednesday.
“Moon? What the hell are you talking about?” said NASA chief scientist Jim Green, who, according to reports, fought to hold back laughter as he lectured the new recruit, telling Honore that whatever he was pointing to was probably just a star. “Look, buddy, I started working here before you were born, and I think I’d know if there was a moon up there.
GraceAstrology In joke.
How is nasa like an iphone factory? Last line of the article 🤔
Okay but this would be funny
Hilarious joke. Pls keep doing it nasa
SKEE7
Astronaut: we are about to begin our descent into the moon NASA: The what?
Alyciajoybadger
Oh, shit. Was not expecting that last line.
My buddy and his coworkers once had a new hire convinced that none of them believed in gravity. They told him that we stay on the ground because of air pressure.
Wait till they find about the fucking ball of fire over there
The moon is only for the Super rich who will live there in the future
“NASA pranks new guy by taking him to the moon sound stage they used”
Classic!
Jim really hit him with the 'buddy'
I remember before all their humorists left for TheBabylonBee.
this isnt satire
wait they think the moon is real
THE MOON IS FAKE. STOP LYING NASA. Or should I say, LIE-SA
Phenomenal picture
Dang. It was funny till he flung himself out the window.
Y’all know there’s two Moons right?
I was the new guy.
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