Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.

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CHICAGO—Reasoning that he’s a grown adult who can eat food whenever he damn well pleases, local man Kyle Dunedin, 30, reportedly decided at 10:58 a.m. Wednesday that, fuck it, he was ready for lunch. “Who cares?” Dunedin said before putting on his jacket and leaving his office for a nearby sandwich shop. “It’s almost 11 o’clock, and I’m hungry. Do I give a flying fuck that it’s still morning? No, I do not. I’m getting food right now, and no one can do a goddamn thing to stop me.” According to sources, at 1:35 p.m. Dunedin had determined that, fuck it, if his coworkers were heading out, there was no reason he couldn’t join them and eat lunch again.

 

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Oh snap, I literally did that yesterday because I wanted the Chicken McMuffin for lunch!

Wait, isn't this an old one?

You lying no way

That's going to be me today. Lol

fredric_wertham The article ended on a cliffhanger, what happened to the man who had two lunches?

Saucy😘

right like those hitlers wouldn’t make him wait the two minutes

Just out here living his best life.

arrest this man

one of the GOAT.

I've had to take lunch breaks at 10am before so, I feel this

Have a beer, you coward.

man is me.

HaddockZara me today at 10:15

BlairFlocka JFarless us af

WillLorensen unaizariaz1

Fucking rebel

kbaileyjava2 Me

I can relate...

TamerlaneBlog Relatable

3guysdrinkin liquid lunch

An all-time great

Lol

In my school that’s called “C Lunch” after A Lunch at 9:55 and B Lunch at 10:30. 🤷‍♀️ secondbreakfast

Whatever

Been there

Oldy but goodie.

Central Time Zone Gang

Upon returning from lunch he promptly gets fired for going to lunch early.

Are you watching me?

No!!! Our societal norms are crumbling heralding the beginning of the end of life as we know it. The Apocalypse is upon us!

That IS lunch time.

raddish76

Hell yeah, brother

flixology101 love this one lol

getting worried for this guy, it's getting earlier and earlier

HAHAHAHA

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