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Man’s Ironclad Grasp Of Issue Can Withstand 2 Follow-Up Questions

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DEL CITY, OK—Stunned by his immense breadth of knowledge and quiet confidence while discussing the issue, friends of local man Eric Bridges told reporters Monday the 28-year-old’s ironclad understanding of gas prices was able to withstand a barrage of not just one, but two follow-up questions. “After Eric mentioned something about how the price of gas is starting to rise again, I asked him if it’ll keep going up, and then our friend Luke asked him a completely different question about why it’s cheaper in certain places, and he was able to answer both just like that,” said friend Alex Tischer, who reportedly marveled as Bridges gave an all-knowing, 15-second description of what OPEC is and does. “He didn’t even pause to think; as soon as we finished asking, he jumped right in with a response. I’m telling you, the guy really knows his stuff.” At press time, Bridges reportedly blew the group’s mind by asking if they wanted to know anything else.

 

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I swear not even kidding this sounds like every conversation I have ever had with a Trumper regarding the Constitution. Expect violence or complete shutdown upon the 3rd question.

*slaps jeopardy buzzer* What is Ben Shapiro.

Joe Biden

Me irl

But he'll be answering at least one of them with 'Hmmm, that's a good question.'

chicagobars I miss Brehon Pub.

Still sturdier than a Doug Ford press conference.

Poindexter's gonna point.

What's the name of his pod

This hits close to home

Fantastic

DeeMcCork 😊

Anybody with an opinion on politics

Dick Feynman said, if you ask the three correct questions, anybody's understanding can fall apart. An important lesson in humility Thanks Onion

Anymore questions than that and he'll wanting to know why you resort to ad hominems and strawmen.

Tanyalgilbert 😂😂

Just don’t make 1: You willing to bet on that?

I’d say this is based on me, but I can only withstand one follow-up question.

A barstool academic? Yeah I know more than a few of those.😃🍻

PeteButtigieg

Am I gonna have to sue you guys for libel? Stop talking about me

'Well, actually...'

It's your own fault you asked Brian which he liked better, Warhammer 40k 5th edition or the 8th, and while he was drinking.

Must be a trumpkin, but 2 is a little high.

(Looking in mirror)...I think I know this guy.

“Where’d you hear that?”

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