LEXINGTON, KY—As a video of two women fellating a man streamed on his laptop, 36-year-old Timothy Barchuk reminisced Monday about a simpler time when he pleasured himself using only still images from the Internet.
"The online world moved slower back then," Barchuk said as he flicked wistfully through the seven browser tabs of hardcore video pornography he had going at once. "Time was, you'd log onto AOL and wait three or four minutes for a fuzzy screen grab of Phoebe Cates fromto load—a new line of pixels appearing every few seconds—and you'd really take your time with it. Now there's no imagination to it, no art." At press time, Barchuk sighed and glumly ejaculated.
Nothing beats Victoria secret catalog esp the thong section
Ahhhh, those were the dayz.
this is the reason boomers are mad jealous of us
Why does this look like Charlie Kirk?
HE LIKES TO HAVE HIS FACE ON THE INTERNET
JAJAJAJAJA fsgg88 pdibella
Not all heros wear capes.
ah the olden days
CommunistPeter does he know what rule 34 is
Back in my day you young whipper snapper, we had to use one hand to hold a magazine like Playboy, Penthouse, Oui, and others.
Back in my day you called up those sluts at the back of the magazine
MAGA......sigh.
Remember putting pillows on the modem ?
For some reason, it was better back then too
I do not miss the era of downloading nude photos using dial-up modems, especially when the photos don't fully download. 😄
The time when you had to download every pixel until it made the whole image
It was terrible. Never forget the earsplitting screech of a dial up modem at night while my parents were sleeping
With dial up Internet.......
I remember having to rely on imagination
😂😂
buffering ...
When toner printers and ink really paid off...
JoeSantagato but with women in sweaters in a magazine instead
'BACK IN MY DAY I HAD TO MASTURBATE TO IMAGES ON CAVE WALLS.'
Ascii Women always made a point for me !
I STILL DO 😓
Hey let’s not forget that garbled cable channel we didn’t pay for but could see and hear glimpses of. The randomness was kind of exciting. When will I see something! What will it be!
56k was brutal. Trying to keep the dialup modem quiet at 1am was an art
'Boomer opines about viewing images line by line as they came through the modem from the bulletin board at 7200 baud. 'Kids these days don't know the pain of Mom picking up the phone before the boobs showed.' '
Spiegel catalog...
That’s what happens when you sell your photo as stock images.
But it took 20 minutes instead of 5.
What happened to no nut November
I make 89 dollars an hour, do you want to know how?
some still do
He speaks the tru tru.
Ah nostalgia
boomers these days smhh
Unfortunately, he still gets an erection when he hears a dog matrix printer...
Whippersnapper! Why, back in my day, we only had cave paintings with two dimensional figures and statue figurines of fertility goddesses, not any of these fancy Playboy magazines with women prancing round in their lingerie!
56k dial up wasn’t as fun as it sounds
Ah, yes. The olden days of Tuesday.
the best part of this is 'on internet'
Wow, y'all are seriously ON ONE tonight, lol. MOOD.
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