Man Finds Unidentifiable Beige Thing He Froze 6 Months Ago

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VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Holding the icy brown mass aloft in a vain attempt to inspect it, local man Ralph Freeman confirmed Thursday that he found an unidentifiable beige food item that he froze, like, six months ago. “I think it might be some kind of gravy or something,” said Freeman, who speculated that the color and…

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VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Holding the icy brown mass aloft in a vain attempt to inspect it, local man Ralph Freeman confirmed Thursday that he found an unidentifiable beige food item that he froze, like, six months ago.

“I think it might be some kind of gravy or something,” said Freeman, who speculated that the color and uniformity of the mass could mean it was leftover broth from Thanksgiving or Christmas, or maybe a stew he made on New Year’s Eve. “I don’t remember actually freezing any soup, it’s not solid enough to be dough though. Maybe something else leaked and froze around the outside? It doesn’t smell like anything except freezer. Oh well, I should still probably hold onto it so it doesn’t go to waste.

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walkerley1981 Recently has the same situation. Turned out to be octopus in some fiery red sauce.

Homemade Curry Roux

DeapVally Labeling, people! Labeling! How often do I need to tell you 🤬

i think my photos got hacked

Yuck!

its probably wheat

Been there 🤣

First leg of pandemic food

I can relate. Ate a pork chop this week that I thought was chicken.

That is obviously taco meat

Crush it

I hate exploring the back of my fridge

Thank you far changing the gender to keep this anonymous for me... er... uh... I've said too much...

'It doesn’t smell like anything except freezer.'

May as well put it back, not gonna eat it now

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