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How Gym Culture Went From Punishing to MeditativeMore than two years of pandemic — which shuttered gyms and boutique fitness studios globally — have quaked the fitness world and created an entirely new landscape in workout culture Please keep up the good work, it was mind blowing when I opened my wallet and saw the profits of $7,690 😮 from the investment of $1000 thanks Geoffrey100k Always remember that exercising for 10 minutes every day is better than exercising 1 h per week. Consistent and daily movement is the key to good health + overdoing it is not sustainable long-term health workoutathome Totally relate to this
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