SAND SPRINGS, Okla. — A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma before releasing the terrified victim and animal and eventually being arrested, authorities say.
Police in Oklahoma say Brandon Wade Kirby was arrested on New Year's Day after he allegedly took a truck and drove it more than 100 miles with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside.According to an arrest report, two men in the truck parked outside of an adult video store in Carthage, Missouri, early Wednesday. The driver went inside the store and the passenger fell asleep.
The carjacking suspect, 40-year-old Brandon Kirby, drove from Missouri through Kansas. During the 130-mile ordeal, Kirby took methamphetamine, pistol-whipped the victim and continually threatened him, according to the arrest report. He was eventually arrested in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, after he let the passenger and the goat out of the truck and the victim called 911, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol said.
Kirby, who is from Mannford, west of Tulsa, was jailed on suspicion of kidnapping, pointing a firearm and being a felon in possession of a firearm. Jail records don't list an attorney who might speak on his behalf. The Sand Springs Police Department said on Facebook: “OK 2020, it only took you 4.5 hours to get weird. Let's slow down on the carjacking-goatnapping calls for the remainder of the year.”
That’s a lot packed into one lede.
He looks like he was kicked by the goat too. Porn store, masks, 🐐 sleeping man, gun, 3 states, and what appears to be hoof marks on the thiefs' face.
Lets go back to the man sleeping with a goat for a second. 😳
He is for sure a realDonaldTrump suporter...
I know I shouldn’t laugh but it sounds like the begin of a bar joke.
Did the hostages pray together?
Yeah meth does that
He voted for Trump
I’m kind of stuck on the fact that there’s a goat sleeping in a pickup truck.
SURPRISE! Someone sleeping in the backseat. But, where was the goat? Maybe I should read the story.
Oklahoma where the men are men and the goats know it
Florida man must still be on vacation.
Classic Oklahoma...
Adult video store, car jacking, kidnapped goat and a masked man travel across three states. I see a great movie script just writing itself. Scored by this guy.
Poor goat.
WTH
When the passenger awoke, a masked man was driving the truck and pointing a gun at his head,... mental note: no parking in front of adult video stores🤔 stories with goats. 😅 $bhc $bac $jpm
victim to headline writer
Why do I have a feeling he banged the goat first....
Why keep the poor innocent goat? let her out of the car asshole!
This is what all country music songwriters dream of.
poor goat
Woody Harrelson has hit tough times
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