Hungover Man Horrified To Learn He Made Dozens Of Plans Last Night

NEW YORK—Following an evening of heavy drinking at local bar McGuire’s Tavern, 32-year-old Peter Larsen reportedly awoke with a hangover Wednesday and was horrified to discover he had made dozens of plans the previous night.

“Oh, God, I can’t believe I said I’d get lunch with Emily and told Scott that I’d hang out next weekend,” said Larsen, rubbing his temples and lamenting that he never should have let himself get so out of control and recklessly commit to numerous social obligations. “I just hope I didn’t say anything stupid to someone from work about how I’d love to catch the newwith them when it comes out. It’s bad enough that I kept going on and on to Jeff about going on a camping trip together in August.

SethMacFarlane 😆😆

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SethMacFarlane Lol

what a drunk I used to get really poitive about making plans when I was drunk in my 20s

It's cause it dries with all the evaporating milk lattes.

Loser!!!!!!!

SethMacFarlane Pretty much every nightmare I have!

SethMacFarlane rvc35 ‘hell yeah let’s go on safari!’ lmfao

SethMacFarlane ...and now he has to follow through on them....

KingHomer86

SethMacFarlane edgarwright knows about plan goals!

SethMacFarlane Wonder what Seth like when he is drunk what if he is really drinking tea and acting drunk

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SethMacFarlane Activities5777 this is u

SethMacFarlane 🤣🤣🤣🤣 At least you're honest. I'll give you that. 😉😉😉 You always put a smile on my face.

I would like to mark myself “safe” from this.

SethMacFarlane 😂😂

Worst. Nightmare.

i caught a group of guys looking at my ass and i was so happy because i thought id finally get laid. turns out my prolapsed anus was hanging out of my speedo and they were looking at it and taking pictures in disbelief and horror and didn't want to fuck me, at all.

JamieMeanmug

jwinters81 Your worst nightmare 🤣

I know that guy

JCTrinder

No. I’m not going to join you all for brunch this morning.

Sky diving in New York, run with the bulls in Spain, cliff diving in Mexico, dog sled racing in Alaska, go to The Congo and help people with the Ebola virus, marry my girlfriend. Maybe one of these things will kill me before I propose marriage.

Hahahahaha...horrific awakening!

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Spot on!

Happens to the best of us.

It’s ok

Oof

Brother I been there

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