people replying clearly don't understand what the Onion is about.
look_her_rivers
[snicker] really... too easy!
Doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals are busting their butts and putting their lives at risk right now. If I were a doctor, I’d feel very sad about this ignorant post.
‘Let’s just ride it out,’
Funny, Ha Ha. Pathetic treatment for POC in health care system is not a joke, it's criminal
How in the world is this even supposed to be funny - especially with what’s happening with doctors and other medical providers right now?
Really bad taste.
Doesn't like Rap music...
There's no prescription to treat being black anyways.
I mean… that’s literally what you’re supposed to do unless you can’t breathe.
I know the whole 'it's funny because it's true' thing is a cliche for a reason but this might just be a bit to true to really be funny. More like a heh, followed by Cushing disappointment in mankind.
mk_ry4n plus a few lemon and orange juice to ease it off
technically there's no official vaccine or cure so he's not wrong... justsayin
Look at the stupid doctors on the front line says Onion, in their very first genuinely stupid joke. Can’t all be winners I suppose.
HOLY CRAP 😤
In all fairness, here in Ohio testing has been so limited, this has been the advice given for every patient with suspected Covid-19. The symptom you need for treatment/hospital is shortness of breath. And I love The Onion
Getting Tuskegee vibes...
This is *supposed* to be satire, not real life
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