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Increased Airtime Of Chantix Commercials Results In Ray Liotta Qualifying For Democratic Debate

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LAS VEGAS—In a powerful testament to the role television advertising still plays in driving national polls, increased airtime of commercials for tobacco cessation aid Chantix led to celebrity spokesperson Ray Liotta qualifying for Wednesday night’s Democratic Debate. “Chantix has made some especially aggressive ad purchases in recent months that helped spread the word about Ray Liotta and his struggle to find a stop-smoking aid that works for him,” said polling expert Kevin Michaels, stressing that the extensive television ad campaign familiarized Americans with Liotta as a “father, actor, and ex-smoker” and directly led to the polling surge that secured his place on the debate stage. “What these ads have done for key sections of the electorate is not only boost awareness of Liotta, but also expose voters to his difficulties to quit cold turkey before eventually finding a way to overcome his urge to smoke with Chantix. It’s a message of hope that’s clearly resonating with voters.” At press time, experts suggested the strategy may have backfired after Amy Klobuchar hammered Liotta for pushing a product that can cause changes in behavior, depressed mood, and nausea.

 

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Russbarr 🤣😂

Nah the turkey is who I’d vote for Chantixturkey2020

BrutoBarros BOOM.

Bwwahhh. Don't give the Demonrat National Cheaters aka the DNC any ideas, Onion.

VickersDon Hahahahahaha!

He scores high with women voters of a certain age

'For me, Chantix worked...'

To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States

Too good

CompoundBoss I hope he got in touch with Hunter's supplier...Ray's delivery on those chantix commercials seemed like they were in slow motion

CompoundBoss Sadly, Chantax replaced him with a dim-witted turkey.

You know I gotta like this one

chantix_ray What's your platform?

Joe pesci for vicepresident

kylestanton44 KAREN

Is it bad that I only know this man from the Bee Movie

This

'...As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a motherfuckin' beltway crook...'

Hahahaha

ok, bloomberg.

Haaaaaaaaaaa

Awesome

Ray Liotta on Chantix be like...

Lol im literally crying 😂

I bought my first harmonica today....now take me to jail.

GustavoArellano Oh my.

I’d vote for rayliotta AND the fictional Henry Hill over Trump

god bless RL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Liotta 2020: I Did What I Had To Do

For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a president.

CoachJoeFox

What the actual fuck lmfao

Hahaha! That got me good!

moontiger5735 Bwahaha fuck off

If somebody doesn’t reply with a PFTompkins as Ray Liotta tweet, I’ll delete my account. (And I’ll post nudes if PFT posts it.)

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