Chuck Todd Reminds Candidates That If They Want More Time To Speak There Are Melee Weapons Under Each Of Their Lecterns

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skaggserina If you listen to Chuck Todd kiss your 401k ass good bye

Mooncatadams ToddTheTool

Respect for writing “lecterns” instead of “podiums”

Sweet! Place your bets... Amy is the sleeper.

My kinda debate lol

they all just use that blunt instrument that sits between their shoulders

Todd should have also asked if Bernie intends follow the lead of JFK in not releasing his full medical records.

He gave Pete a few extra

Apparently Warren thinks weapons are too slow, because she eviscerated Bloomberg with nothing but her mouth tonight.

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dariasolo Wow, when did Onion stop with the satire? Boring!

Underrated tweet

This is truly the only way Sneaky Pete can win.

Chuck Todd is the Booger McFarland of MSNBC

I’d watch

What's up with the comb forward in this kid? With his open mouthed blank stare, it seems like his family tree ain't forked in centuries.

Well, that explains Bernie's hands! He's swinging some invisible weapon... hope he doesn't give himself another heart attack doing that.

Perfect guys!!!

Chuck Todd before the debate

Philjimeneznyc When there's a melee, you need a Wonder Woman. Like ewarren. DemDebate

Probably would make chucktodd s job a little easier

Fk yes!!

Can they be used on Chuck Todd?

Bloomberg has a hammer made out of 24k gold

I’d watch that...

If they had any sense, all six of them would train their weapons on Chuck Todd to relieve the nation of its misery.

The Klob has staplers under her podium

Warren eviscerated Bloomberg with her tongue alone.

Liz Warren doesn't even need one

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