Technology, Vol 52 Issue 20

Technology, Vol 52 Issue 20

Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube

Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube

17.1.2020

Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube

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Ya richjoyce24 I DIDNT LEAVE THE ICE OUT I SWEAR This is the most relatable headline I’ve seen in awhile I think all of us, especially the alcoholics, can relate to this moment. We stan I envy that ice machine the grind “jfc i can hear it in there...don’t make me open this goddam freezer door and get it...”

Finally, some good news. God bless its perseverance. Robots took that job too

Dancing On Ice star Ian 'H' Watkins' heartbreak over sickening homophobic abuseIan 'H' Watkins' and his skating partner Matt Evers are the first same sex pair to perform together on Dancing On Ice

Thank you for your service thank you for your service, ice machine Just before 10 more shoot out unwanted Who guys get high don’t you?!🤣 nice one That pause before it drops that orange slice shaped frozen water. Not before saying, “HHUURURUIRGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRUUGGHHHHHH” This is very deep and meaningful A true hero of our time.

Man Accused of Murdering Woman, 92, Should Have Been Deported, ICE SaysThe rape and murder of a 92-year-old woman in Queens became a flash point in the broader debate over immigration Tuesday when federal authorities contended that the suspect should not have been in the country.The officials said the suspect, Reeaz Khan, 21, had beaten up his father during an altercation There all here to work!

Democratic lawmakers call on ICE to release transgender migrantsA group of 45 Democratic members of Congress send letter to ICE demanding the agency release all transgender migrants in its custody, citing the deaths of two transgender women who died in ICE custody. - NBCOUT NBCOUT Release them on to a plane and back to their home country? Great idea. NBCOUT Likely story. Fakenews NBCOUT Release them into their country of origin? Brava!

Ben & Jerry's Teamed Up with Netflix to Create a New Sweet and Salty Ice Cream FlavorBen & Jerry's released a new flavor called Netflix & Chill'd. It's made with a base of peanut butter ice cream mixed with sweet and salty pretzel swirls, and fudge brownie. AndrewDonovan 🍦🍦🍦 Okurrrr liam_gilger I love sweet and salty

Netflix and Ben & Jerry's have created a new ice cream flavor with the perfect nameWe bet you can guess.

Significant snow and ice will hit the US through week's endA strong winter storm will develop on Friday in the Plains and travel quickly east through the weekend. It will bring the possibility of snow, freezing rain and sleet to a large chunk of the country. While snow is indeed white, Ice is not pink, nor is heavy rain green. PLEASE CORRECT THIS MAP IMMEDIATELY! What's the difference between ice and snow? and in Moscow it's warm and rain! Usually at this time we have a big frost and a lot of snow!



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Every Trump financial thread pulled results in scandal

Former Deputy AG under Bush calls for Barr to resign

A woman's class ring that she lost in Maine in 1973 was just found buried in a forest in Finland

Bill Gates bought an electric Porsche. Elon Musk isn't impressed

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