I Am a Tinder Guy Holding a Fish and I Will Provide for You

During our time together, you will never go hungry or fear famine. You will never want for trout, salmon, or otherwise. I will sustain you with my love and with my fish.As you may have suspected, my talents do not end at fishing. I excel in many areas. Working out, for instance. In this picture I display for you my abdomen. Abdomens are important for fishing excursions and mirror selfies, such as this one. I flex for you.

Tell me about an appointment and I will offer you a ride faster than anyone has ever offered before. This and many other adventures await us. Name an ocean and I will drive to it and fish for you there. The farthest reaches of the shoreline are within our grasp.Worry not about the woman with the face scribbled out in this picture of me in formal wear. She is no one. Cast your eyes upon me as I might cast a fishing line into a bountiful river. Look unto my face, for it is chiseled.

Why does he not hold the fish in his gloved hand ?

Lots of talk about the fish. I’m not even seeing a fish.

Well, his talent obviously isn't in identifying fish because that is NOT a mackerel.

“And if you are East German, the New Yorker believes this may well carry you to sexual climax, should you also happen to be a Socialist.”

If that's a mackerel I'm a dutch bicycle seat

Yes, I understand the concept. It is just that a mackeral thusly situated near that guy's arm would cut and chew the arm. Not sure what fish that is, but we need to rule out mackeral. Otherwise good...!

So Napoleon Dynamite…

The men holding the fish never looks that ripped in the profiles that I come across

AnthonyMKreis

I’ve caught mackerel before. I remember them being long and thin and very stinky.

Yo OK bro?

Napoleon did it first

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