How To Extend The Lifespan Of Your Tech Devices

As economic uncertainty drives people to be cost-conscious, keeping your technology functioning longer can save money and reduce stress.Invest in a screen protector, hardshell case, and muscular bodyguard who stands watch at all times.

To prevent damage if you drop your device, simply breathe in sharply, curse, and whisper “please, please, please” as you bend down to get it.Preserve your devices during harsh winter months by packing them in tightly sealed jars full of vinegar, water, and salt.Research your device to see if it came from a consumer system of planned obsolescence.Consider an occult ritual that lengthens your battery’s lifespan in exchange for shortening yours.

lmfao, 'ritual to lengthen battery lifespan in exchange for shortening yours' 🤣

Follow care instructions, be careful when you use them, do not overextend their capacity, pace your usage. ❤️😉

My phone is already learning to fall gracefully... after a lot of practice.

For a sec thought u guys had gone serious on us! My bad... 'Research your device to see if it came from a consumer system of planned obsolescence.' good one!

Microwave it.

🤣🤣

keep device in “tech quarrentine “ under a mask

Teach your phone to have better balance, fall gracefully & float in water!

Never take it out of the box. Boom!

I just had them taxidermy my doggie so I could use her as my cellphone protector. Even dropped her off a bridge with no damage to my phone. Will post video later.

Yall are funny as hell i swear

Satanic Rituals

do not have tech devices inside, beside or inbetween the clydey inc work building

Ty so much for the advice

Waterproof! Well let’s see about that.

'Preserve your devices during harsh winter months by packing them in tightly sealed jars full of vinegar, water, and salt.' 🤣🤣💀 Best advice ever

Anyone has a ritual they recommend?

I've employed the occult strategy for years. I can confirm it works.

I love how most people get mad when they get called on their phones. We mostly use them for everything except calls so why not call them something else?!

dont use it

use microwave to charge them

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