Vol 56 Issue 48, Wellness, Health

Vol 56 Issue 48, Wellness

Herd Of Crossfitters Stampeding Down Sidewalk Like Startled Wild Boars

Herd Of Crossfitters Stampeding Down Sidewalk Like Startled Wild Boars

1/23/2021 11:30:00 PM

Herd Of Crossfitters Stampeding Down Sidewalk Like Startled Wild Boars

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Hishik_Bishik Shut up Their panties........ !!!!! But what do I do when 30-50 feral Crossfitters roam through my backyard Men with man buns and overstylized beards actually have wild boars avoiding them like the plague Scott_G78 drmistercody Hardly wild boars, wild hogs maybe. I was there when it happened. Scary 😦

I think that's the best description of CrossFit I've ever heard. Guy with red shoes throws off all the color coordination everyone else worked so hard to achieve This makes me wonder if free range crossfitters taste better than factory farm ones And none of them are wearing masks as the huff, puff, and cough past a startled elderly couple.

Watch out Simba!! The new US leadership will be devastating for the Onion's role as the paper of record on political matters. Wild bores* No masks? Didn’t laugh big cry