NEW YORK—Urging passersby to avoid the area until the job could be completed, members of the NYPD warned onlookers Tuesday not to enter an active crime scene cover-up.
“We can’t have civilians in here mucking up all our hard work by serving as potential witnesses,” said patrolman Allen Banker, directing pedestrians to move across the street where they wouldn’t accidentally tamper with the narrative carefully constructed by the police department. “Let’s move it on, folks—nothing to see here except a routine, run-of-the-mill infringement of justice. I assure you we’re all professionals, so just let us get back to work.
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OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY AND BRAVE. THIS IS HOW YOU PUNCH UP. THIS IS HOW TO DO COMEDY
this is just the freakin’ news.
Do not contaminate the contaminated.
its a mob scene. mob as in Godfather
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... or complete bungling, same same
Yay more demonising of the police by a sad humour website now trying to be relevant now the trump soft target has gone. Ooooooooh edgy
This actually happened in South Bend...
this is real life in India lol
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step away - unless you want to be framed.
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