Vol 56 Issue 48

Vol 56 Issue 48

Police Warn Onlookers Not To Enter Active Crime Scene Cover-Up

Police Warn Onlookers Not To Enter Active Crime Scene Cover-Up

1/23/2021 10:45:00 PM

Police Warn Onlookers Not To Enter Active Crime Scene Cover-Up

NEW YORK—Urging passersby to avoid the area until the job could be completed, members of the NYPD warned onlookers Tuesday not to enter an active crime scene cover-up. “We can’t have civilians in here mucking up all our hard work by serving as potential witnesses,” said patrolman Allen Banker, directing pedestrians to move across the street where they wouldn’t accidentally tamper with the narrative carefully constructed by the police department. “Let’s move it on, folks—nothing to see here except a routine, run-of-the-mill infringement of justice. I assure you we’re all professionals, so just let us get back to work.” At press time, Banker reported that a crazed, violent onlooker had to be gunned down by the police after seeing too much. \n

NEW YORK—Urging passersby to avoid the area until the job could be completed, members of the NYPD warned onlookers Tuesday not to enter an active crime scene cover-up. “We can’t have civilians in here mucking up all our hard work by serving as potential witnesses,” said patrolman Allen Banker, directing pedestrians to move across the street where they wouldn’t accidentally tamper with the narrative carefully constructed by the police department. “Let’s move it on, folks—nothing to see here except a routine, run-of-the-mill infringement of justice. I assure you we’re all professionals, so just let us get back to work.” At press time, Banker reported that a crazed, violent onlooker had to be gunned down by the police after seeing too much.

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reface_app ... or complete bungling, same same Yay more demonising of the police by a sad humour website now trying to be relevant now the trump soft target has gone. Ooooooooh edgy This actually happened in South Bend... this is real life in India lol Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step away - unless you want to be framed.