THE HEAVENS—In an effort to delegate more of His divine work, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, has brought into existence a second god who will handle all day-to-day creation duties, sources confirmed Thursday. The new god, known as Brett, will reportedly hold the title of Creator.
“I’m thrilled to be bringing Brett on board to head up creation for us—I know we’re putting a lot on his shoulders, but this is literally what he was born to do,” said God, adding that His own role would be shifting to focus more on long-term planning for the cosmos, while Brett would be responsible for bringing forth new galactic, planetary, and biological entities. “Over the course of my career, I’ve come to realize I’m more of a big-picture God.
TheTweetOfGod I suppose lockdown was tough for everyone
His name was Jesus.
Gnostics are like:
Hell opens up portal on exit ramp from 287N to 78E in Bedminster, NJ hoping that TFG’s limo will fall into it
and Mormons started worshipping them
Who is then allowed to bring in as many gods as he wants and take 25% of what they make and thus the MLM model is born
Deigation?
Reminds me of this:
Very smart.
Related: God Thinking Should Maybe Dial Back the 'Omnipotent' Claim
ITS NOT FRUMP !!!
I think that there's a Futurama episode like this
The Gnostics sort of agree
I don't know...it sounds like someone got someone else pregnant & now, 9 months, we're stuck with another snot nosed, entitled god to whom we have ask for absolution.
I mean
lol Glad it wasn't elves.
Yaweh did have a wife Asherah. Her symbols were the tree and serpent if I recall correctly...
Delegate
outsourcing
Lol. That's the idea behind many ancient religions.
All in a Deus work.
❤️😜❤️😂❤️♾❤️
God is not really a team player. Multiple Gods is just going to lead to religious conflict I suspect.
This sounds dangerously close to Manichaeism.
Isn't this literally Lucifer's origin story? Then Lucifer tried to unionize and God was like 'go to hell.'
It's true, all of it. Brett Johnson... The player of players... the knowledge of knowledges... The wo of woo... The wow of pow... The sacred official saviour of all existence in a biblical library books ends format... With his tinkly little name there in the knowing allegories.
I hope it went down like Flynn creating CLU.
Hey I've seen this episode of Rick & Morty
Efficiency first 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ 😂🤣😂
then the second god was like i need to make me one of these clones, preferable one that can make sammiches and wash my clothes...
2nd God, also being omnipotent & omniscient, creates a 3rd God to do Creation. 3rd God, also being omnipotent & omniscient, created a 4th God. 4th God, also being omnipotent & omniscient, created a 5th God. 5th God, also being omnipotent & omniscient, created a 6th God...
TheTweetOfGod This true?
David Graeber's Bullshit Gods
Well, he his God. I'm still waiting for him to shit can the devil. 🙂
Why doesn't God shave?
Contractor God
TheTweetOfGod
all hail the contract god
ei zebomfim vc q manja, rola um troço desses?
It's the smart play. Always bring in a subcontractor to assume the legal liability and to deal with all the regulatory compliance headaches associated with universe creation.
Damn outsourcing. I could have had that job.
Can that double create the stone, that original can't lift up?🤔
Gnosticism moment
...hold on, calling netflix
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