THE HEAVENS—Grumbling aloud as He looked in disbelief at the quote He received from a contractor, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly became pissed Monday after learning how much it would cost to replace the earth’s core.
“I knew putting in a new core was going to set me back a little, but jeez, this is just outrageous,” said the irate Creator of All Things, who added that He could tell the guy giving Him the estimate was “trying to screw [Him] over,” noting that He had the atmosphere on Uranus fixed for half the cost two millennia ago even though that planet is “way bigger.
Imagine how much hard drive space God has on his PC if it can fit the whole-ass universe on it
Enjoy your Life bro.there are 1500 Cloud services. Drink a caffè and start a good idea.for me Let the machine Fix that.god in vacation 😄
just put it off for a few million more years. It's fine.
god is a landlord
go green god
China can build it quicker and cheaper but in plastic
Wait’ll she finds out how much for a new roof!
Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland, help a father out?
We are all gonna die.
he pissed? dude that's gross why'd you tell me that
I hope he replaces it with a creamy caramel center
'At this point, it may be cheaper to just demolish everything and rebuild it.'
Dont worry. God will iron it out.
🤣🤣🤣
Shoulda got the extended warranty
'Can I just run it a couple million more years?'
“One week of not murdering innocent women and children? fffffffff”
Fine, I’ll do it myself
Will they do the timing belt, also?
Ask him about the price of eggs
Maybe he or she should have purchased the extended warranty
Hey, I can get it for ya, wholesale!
I can get Him an extended warranty, just call 1-800-555-5CORE!
Wait until he finds out that flat planets don't even HAVE cores.
😂😂😂😂😂💪
I have many worries, this ain't one !
I think he decided not to replace it...
And its just going to break again anyways.
another lazy ass land lord...
The radio still works so God is considering just leaving the Earth up on blocks in the front yard.
He must have forgotten to keep up with the 100,000 year oil and filter changes.
Neglected to replace Mars' core & look what happened. 😵
He should've gotten that extended warranty from CoreShield.
Do democrats actually laugh when they read this crass crap?
think about the cost of NOT replacing it
His deductible was too high
'You mean to tell me there's a 'parts and labor' fee and a 'materials and services' fee? Michael, I think Lucifer is pulling a fast one.' 'Yes, Father. He's basing it on his hospital fee structure, one of his more diabolical successes.'
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And that's with Him doing all the labor
thegoodgodabove s8nstan talk it out
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