God Pissed After Learning Cost To Replace Earth’s Core

God Pissed After Learning Cost To Replace Earth’s Core

6/22/2022 5:45:00 AM

God Pissed After Learning Cost To Replace Earth’s Core

THE HEAVENS—Grumbling aloud as He looked in disbelief at the quote He received from a contractor, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly became pissed Monday after learning how much it would cost to replace the earth’s core. “I knew putting in a new core was going to set me back a little, but jeez, this is just…

THE HEAVENS—Grumbling aloud as He looked in disbelief at the quote He received from a contractor, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly became pissed Monday after learning how much it would cost to replace the earth’s core. “I knew putting in a new core was going to set me back a little, but jeez, this is just outrageous,” said the irate Creator of All Things, who added that He could tell the guy giving Him the estimate was “trying to screw [Him] over,” noting that He had the atmosphere on Uranus fixed for half the cost two millennia ago even though that planet is “way bigger.” “That guy also said the mantle is in pretty bad shape and that I should get that replaced too while I’m at it, and then he said I’d have to put in all new volcanoes that are compatible with all of that. Once you factor in parts and labor, this is fricking highway robbery.” God later mentioned that at such a high price point, there was “really no use” in replacing the earth’s core, as the whole planet only had a few usable years left anyway.

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Maybe he or she should have purchased the extended warranty Hey, I can get it for ya, wholesale! I can get Him an extended warranty, just call 1-800-555-5CORE! Wait until he finds out that flat planets don't even HAVE cores. 😂😂😂😂😂💪 I have many worries, this ain't one ! I think he decided not to replace it...

And its just going to break again anyways. another lazy ass land lord... The radio still works so God is considering just leaving the Earth up on blocks in the front yard. He must have forgotten to keep up with the 100,000 year oil and filter changes.

Neglected to replace Mars' core & look what happened. 😵 He should've gotten that extended warranty from CoreShield. Do democrats actually laugh when they read this crass crap? think about the cost of NOT replacing it His deductible was too high 'You mean to tell me there's a 'parts and labor' fee and a 'materials and services' fee? Michael, I think Lucifer is pulling a fast one.' 'Yes, Father. He's basing it on his hospital fee structure, one of his more diabolical successes.'

Related: God Thinking He Should Probably Dial Back 'Omnipotent' Claim And that's with Him doing all the labor thegoodgodabove s8nstan talk it out