PILLION, NE— Tapping deep into his imagination as he composed the message from the passenger seat, local man James Burditt was reportedly working in some creative flourishes Tuesday in the ghostwritten text to his friend’s mom.
“Don’t get me wrong, what he told me to type was a good start, but there are a few weak points we could definitely refine,” said Burditt, who assured his friend he was just trying to get past the lock screen as he pulled up an online thesaurus to look for another word for “good.” “‘if that sounds alright with you’ to soften things up. Now the only question is if I say ‘I love you, mom.’ Is that too on the nose? Maybe I’ll do a heart emoji instead. It’s better to show than tell.
Its funny because we all know the driver will just do the txt themselves and swerve around a bit 'just this once because its important and im a better driver than those other idiots.'
Anonymous 😂😂😂
That’s actually kind of funny, congratulations Onion.
LOL omg DONT tell them !!! This is how I fix relationships ✨
“Milf” is not a creative flourish.
Key role of that seat
I have literally never felt so seen. Not sure I like it. 🤔
“I see what you mean, mom... the scenic route is beautiful!”
This is so wholesome
Yes.
Emojis are important
😂
Teamwork
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