CONCORD, NH—Realizing there had been a major oversight during scheduling, the flustered host of a New Hampshire B&B informed Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren, and Amy Klobuchar Tuesday that they were all booked for the same room.
“The bed comfortably sleeps two, maybe three, and the other folks will need to snuggle up on the roll-out. Or we can push the bed and the roll-out together to make one real big bed so all of you can sleep together. The bathroom is down the hall, but luckily, you only have to share it with our guests in the Rose Suite. Again, I apologize for the snafu, so I’ve sent up extra towels to ensure you each get at least one.
MikeMason830 That shouldn’t be a problem, that’s what their party is all about..
And there was only one bed
ARK__17 you know this room
Umm... I find it hard to believe Buttigieg would lower himself to staying at a B&B. He seems more like the type to drive in from a city large enough to have a luxury hotel in which he can keep himself separate from the working class riffraff.
There's a reality show I want to see.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 SlumberParty
Biden leaves early and claims its only to avoid traffic.
Coming this fall on ABC: Strange Bedfellows!
That's Big Bed and Breakfast for ya...blocking AndrewYang out of the national bed and breakfast dialogue.
Pete and Amy having tea but Warren would rather have a 'beeher'.
. “where they transform into one candidate that weighs 5x what a normal human weighs..” “If they’re 5x as tall, they cannot be denied”
Onion people knew the comment section would be full of perverts with this joke - just look at all their comments
Wow, even the onion discounts andrew yang, I'm really starting to think its because he is asian and america is notorious for discounting asians in the conversation americaisracist
Uh oooooooh! They're on a COLLISION COURSE for WaCkiNeSs!!!
I wanna see it happen.
Ten bucks says Warren claims the bed due to her Native American heritage.
Last one to leave gets the nomination. No food, no water, no rules.
Put cameras in there for the night and I will be able to choose who should be the next president by morning.
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