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FDA Recalls Millions Of Chili Peppers, Citing Fact That If You Chop Them And Touch Your Junk, Your Junk Will Burn

FDA Recalls Millions Of Chili Peppers, Citing Fact That If You Chop Them And Touch Your Junk, Your Junk Will Burn

10/27/2021 7:00:00 PM

FDA Recalls Millions Of Chili Peppers , Citing Fact That If You Chop Them And Touch Your Junk, Your Junk Will Burn

WASHINGTON—Advising consumers to check their kitchens for contamination as soon as possible, the Food and Drug Administration announced an immediate recall Wednesday of millions of U.S.-sold chili peppers after finding evidence that if you chop them and then touch your junk, your junk will burn. “Due to the serious…

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Lies. I rub ghost pepper juice on my junk 2-3 times a week. No pain. Also, I have no feeling down there. Old soda pop injury profaxe thanks again for the habaneros! My junk is just fine BTW 🤣 I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire. 😳😂🤣😂 What about touching other people's junk? This is America, so I have no doubt such a warning is needed.

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Richard Jefferson Calls Out Ex-Ball Boy, I Hated You 'Cause You Stared At My JunkRichard Jefferson has big beef with a former NBA ball boy ... explaining it's all 'cause the man used to stare at his 'junk' in the locker room. Bro, delete this Was his name Ron81169 ? 😳

Take it away, take it away, take it way now. Well, chili peppers are just one excuse for that burning I told my man that using chili peppers for P.E. was a bad idea. Don't chop your junk to make Chili unburn I love the onion Finally, politics people can relate to. can confirm Said the onion… 😅 FDA Recalls the Red Hot Chili Peppers because we all need a break from 90s alternative music

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Richard Jefferson Calls Out Ex-Ball Boy, I Hated You 'Cause You Stared At My JunkRichard Jefferson has big beef with a former NBA ball boy ... explaining it's all 'cause the man used to stare at his 'junk' in the locker room. Bro, delete this Was his name Ron81169 ? 😳

Oh, crap. 'Pain and pleasure... indivisible' This is why I vote.

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