Everyone Who Learned Of Our Dalliance With The Colonel This Year

I am near certain that she glimpsed me in the hall, much closer to the colonel’s chambers than just a friendly acquaintance is wont to go.I believe Mrs. Catarina espied me blushing in the presence of the colonel when we chanced to pass each other on the grand staircase. O, what scandal were she to know the many details of our moonlit trysts!The snooping dollymop discovered the lace to my corset as she was cleaning the scarlet satin chaise in the colonel’s parlor.

That wicked constable knows everything. He is a menace, with his black-hearted drudges eavesdropping ’neath every windowsill in the county. I fear the trouble this ruthless brute will stir when this knowledge proves advantageous to his treacherous plots.The son of Alexander and Ethel Blackmore, he is but 7 years of age and caught us stealing a kiss in the pantry following the St. Andrew’s Day celebrations.

I assume this is Colonel Angus?

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Many Agatha Christie's novel started for less.

'Thankfully, she is but a mute' 😀

Where does one learn to write like þis?

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This is not getting the love it deserves

Was she carrying a candlestick on her way to the conservatory?

At first glance I thought this was elon musk 😂

Colonel Angus

Did Colonel Angus overstay his welcome? Well, just tap him on the head!

make that hair like reddish blonde and puff up her cheeks and lower body and that was genie.

why does she look kinda like philosophy tube is that just me

Area Colonel Books Into Mayo Clinic, Claiming Addiction To Laudanum And Job-Related Stress Led To Inappropriate 'Dalliance'; 'I'm On A Journey', Says Colonel

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I think I read this story in 11th grade English Lit

The brow of this comedy, it is the highest.

I'm a real Onion fan now because I noticed how Constable Thaddeus O’Reilly from this article is also the monocle-wearing oil baron Frederick Porter Harriman

Clue?

Which colonel? Klink? Hogan?

Bitch who doesn't know

Did Clickhole die? This looks more like a clickhole article so I’m assuming I missed some massive clickhole news recently.

There were so many ads that I couldn’t follow this. I gave up. You might want to think about your layout

Shake a leg and breast then lick your fingers, don't chicken out.

I miss the vintage Onion. Anyone else think they've lost their touch recently? Maybe the world is just too crazy to top.

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