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U.S. Economists Predict Endless, Mandelbrot-Shaped Recovery

-19 pandemic continues with no end in sight, it has had widespread economic impact, with many of its.

-19 pandemic continues with no end in sight, it has had widespread economic impact, with many of its

 

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It was his BD day or something this week and Google did home page thing

Ha

Well played, well played.

Mandelbrot is so beautiful and pure, it should never be in the same sentence as economics.

DrSrimix

Hey jonathancoulton this has triggered my brain into playing to your song over and over.

otdispace mpsteel

I never thought I'd see a Mandelbrot reference here

I stopped reading at 'economists predict'

fede7j Happy birthday Mandelbrot! And thank you so much for opening the way to exploring the 'infinite sea of complexity'!

Maybe someone here would like to hear my joke about Mandelbrot ?

Sometimes onion humor is calculated brilliance.

Guys the Mandelbrot set is a single continuous line. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Cc KeithMcCullough

If the world played more Mahjong Solitaire, we all know recovery would be a vertical line

ryanWGLT rigawiz ha!

htpyFiber nntaleb

aajeyajajoo Posts to tag in and say 'us'

Did you know Benoit B Mandelbrot's middle name is Benoit B Mandelbrot?

🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

BarbarianCap nntaleb

Damn. Relevant. Good post.

kaylajustkayla

I thought Biden was against Frack-taling

Mandelstonks!

Happy birthday to Benoît Mandelbrot, but I believe this is simply a rediscovery of the neo-Laffer curve

What does the ‘B’ in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: ‘Benoit B. Mandelbrot’

Damn Robinhood.

arthur_affect Oh my God, this is an exquisite joke.

Well, at least Mandelbrot goes to infinity.

so the onion is just posting regular news now

'JESUS CHRIST loves the Church on Fire because she stands firm with the TRUTH. 예수 그리스도께서는 불붙은 교회를 사랑하십니다. 왜냐하면 그 교회가 진리와 함께 확고히 서 있기 때문입니다. GlobalMegaVigil

SYSKPodcast josh_um_clark Fractals!!!

Jeremy Bearimy

Fuctals(tm) a f3uck2'd-up3-fRADtalO2ide Factals(tm) - des-R-Fractal-N-Factualiside just a few inventions lately invented.. for our nimble believe system.

swole_jorge

This is high quality

This is fitting in many ways

can you reiterate this

But Biden will definitely, absolutely, without a doubt deliver a vaccine unrelated to the trump presidency before spring.

You mean, those hazelnut biscotti things my Jewish grandmother used to make?

Nice Benoit Mandelbrot reference - it is his 96th birthday today!

PeterSchiff please analyze this

Naughty Mandelbrot

Can someone explain the joke? I know what the Mandelbrot set is, I just don’t understand what the joke is.

And here I thought chaos theory was bullshit. 🤣

something is a bit off here

randommandelbot u got competition

This image makes me really sad

It looks like those election charts trump keeps posting

INFINITE GROWTH!!!!

Bruh fractal

Looks like the slow progression of a butthole after increasing butt plug sizes over the years.

How about we MandelNOT?

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