Now Is the Time to Invest in Turkey

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When it comes to the stock market there are really only two things you need to know: arrows up—good, and arrows down—bad. Today the arrow is down on turkeys

has pivoted to turkey watching for the holidays and reports that the average price of a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people will run a little under $50. Being the responsible stock person and home chef that you are, you’re probably not going to be making turkey for 10 and Big Turkey is way ahead of you!

Smaller turkeys for smaller, covid-friendly gatherings are in high demand—you know, arrow up.

And just as an extra hot tip, for those long-term investors, massage your turkey with some olive oil and sofrito on Monday night. Really drench that bird and marinate until Thursday. You’re welcome.

 

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