David’s Bridal Introduces New Line Of Whore-Red Dresses For Wicked, Impure Divorcées’ Shameful Second Weddings

CONSHOHOCKEN, PA—In an effort to meet the specific needs of even its most reprehensible customers, David’s Bridal introduced a new line of whore-red dresses Thursday for wicked, impure divorcées with the audacity to have a shameful second wedding.

“These new gowns are the perfect slut-shade of crimson to make any defiled woman feel like the harlot she is on her big day,” said CEO Phil Sadler, adding that the dresses will come in several distasteful low-cut and revealing styles that can be personalized with the words “hussy” or “trollop” embroidered on the train. “We know that making the ultimate commitment to burn in hell for all of eternity is one of the most important decisions a marked woman can make.

Hmm. I dont see this as a joke, but more as a good suggestion for marketing. Alredy having the second wedding planed out long before the first one. Getting a special bundle deal[ that is the same price as buying them separate] just to trick the dumb ones.

It you? mbt103

No disrespect to Divorcees of course 🤣🤣🤣

Very nice!

I am available to review these dresses and speak with these women whenever works best for each person’s schedule.

Where is the Scarlet letter line⁉️

That escalated quickly

About time...

The line should be called Jezebelles

hmb1021 good info for work

There is something wrong with this model's body.

I’ve been scrolling the onion for 15 minutes and now my hair is blue and my nose is pierced.

Included in the cost is a coupon at Tater’s Tattoos for 1 (one) slut-red matching tramp stamp.

I would love to try my hand at a second, third or even fourth wedding if that model in the red dress is available.

I prefer the Show Off the Girls dress.

Wow lmao

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