Dalai Lama Announces Before Reincarnating His Spirit Will Probably Fly To Moon And Hang Out For A Bit

MCLEOD GANJ, INDIA—Making the momentous announcement before gathered laity and priests from the Tibetan Buddhist community, Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, revealed Monday that before reincarnating his spirit would fly to the moon so he can hang out there for a bit.

“After my passing, I plan for my essence to shoot through space up to the moon, where I’ll just relax and spend a while exploring the lunar surface,” said His Holiness, noting that he had been so busy contemplating suffering and addressing the needs of the Tibetan people that he had forgotten to carve out time for himself, and that it would be nice to take a little breather by meditating in the Sea of Tranquility before diving back into things on Earth, refreshed and renewed.

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And, on the dark side of the moon that is not exposed to sunlight, he will change form, becoming Megatron.

I'm gonna chill on Mars myself.

How many slaves he used to have before the CCP freed Tibet from Dalaism despotic feudal system?

Nope-ain’t gonna happen

SameeraKhan Absolute stupid

billyjoelfan666 yas

SameeraKhan Why not Pluto? they kicked him out of solar system no one asked how is he holding up.

Just to the moon? That's just lazy. One time while I was on DMT my spirit flew to Orions belt so I could look back on our part of the universe from his perspective.

He should travel to the edge of the Universe and then comeback

“Fly me to the moon”

This would be funnier if he hadn't already announced he's not reincarnating.

Not Mars?

Take me with you 😁

Also, disembodied Lama will have super power of being able to temporarily disembody the spirits of those he wants to take with him to the moon. Current list includes; Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and, strangely enough, Mike Tyson.

Hey salgovernale they stole your idea

Mars moon

I am going to Venus.

Daring, can't wait to see your jokes about Muhammad

Lose your arrogance.

Goals ngl

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