Car Commercial Implying Some Sort of Link Between Owning Lincoln Corsair And Daughter Becoming An Astronaut

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KANSAS CITY, MO—As it cuts from a young girl in the car with her father to a grown woman pulling on a NASA helmet as her old man proudly looks on, a TV commercial is implying some sort of link between owning a Lincoln Corsair and having a daughter who becomes an astronaut, sources confirmed Thursday. “Gotta admit I’m not too sure what this guy’s kid going on a space mission has to do with him buying that car,” said local man Kurt Buckley, 41, adding that it was also “a pretty big stretch” to show the daughter pointing to the night sky from the luxury crossover’s backseat and then show a woman in her 20s attending a quantum physics lecture. “I have a daughter myself, but I’m still struggling to connect the dots between a teen girl jumping out of an SUV to run through a field with her friends and a rocket on the Kennedy Space Center launchpad counting down to blastoff. Sure, it tugs at the heartstrings a bit to see a father and daughter lying on the hood of a car and smiling as airplanes fly overhead—how could it not? I just don’t get how the hell his decision to lease a Lincoln Corsair for $337 a month factors into any of this.” Buckley went on to state that he wasn’t even sure he wanted his daughter to pursue a career as an astronaut, observing that it’s a long-shot job at best and, in any case, his 9-year-old loves animals and wants to be a marine biologist.

 

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That’s why I bought one but then I remembered, I don’t have a daughter.

This just in : Lincoln “Navigates” the globe.

Isn’t everybody Owning Lincoln these days ?

I have 2 daughters so I'd better buy 2

I heard that if you inject monkey DNA into your body you immediately qualify for the space program. Can't be any worse than bleech. Human Discrimination!

it's obvious; they're trying to illustrate that the only way the lower class can hope to pay it off is for their kid to be an astronaut so if things go awry they get insurance payouts. it's sick really

Ox cart commercials inspired Vasco de Gama to circle Cape of Good Hope to reach India and the East Indies. It put Portugal on the map, so to speak.

There’s a story for sure

Did you just post this twice?

They really do be like that though

Happens every day

Lincoln: the car for older people who still want to live in the mid 20th century, and pretend that we'd all be flying out to space sometime in the 21st . . .

I'll take it! I can't wait wait to be astronaut...

MOTIVATION FRIDAYS

Astro naut whit 2 horns

Step 3: profit.

MOTIVATION FRIDAYS

what intern fucked up and posted this twice

sounds right

Bill Hicks on marketing

elonmusk they have a lot to do with each other.

My favorite thing to do to keep from feeling 'Lincoln Envy' is to think to myself 'it's really just a Ford!' Then I smirk as I drive past in my Honda minivan🙄

The Ford Pubic, the world’s first recycled car. It’s made from old coarse ‘airs.

CC michaeljknowles.

Somehow Matthew McConaughey is involved.

Mcconaughey in the lincoln lawyer, interstellar part 2.

“It’s easy to reach for the stars when you drive a car promoted by one. Alright? Alright. Alright!”

Nice

Oh yes. Probably that's where my first daughter came to be. The leather's quite soft at the back if you ask me.

Nothing makes you want to leave the planet faster than owning a Lincoln.

Better than a Corvair.

And why is Matthew McConaughey the voice of Mission Control?

Something to do with being a stowaway.

Be rich Afford Lincoln Send Daughter to private High School Daughter goes to Purdue ? Astronaut

To be fair, if you can afford a Lincoln, you can probably afford a good enough school for your daughter to become an astronaut

This looks like Interstellar to me with space and a Lincoln

Well she's always pissing on the fake grass making her.... astro naughty

Well, it won't NOT turn your daughter into an astronaut.

I'll buy it

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