That’s why I bought one but then I remembered, I don’t have a daughter.
This just in : Lincoln “Navigates” the globe.
Isn’t everybody Owning Lincoln these days ?
I have 2 daughters so I'd better buy 2
I heard that if you inject monkey DNA into your body you immediately qualify for the space program. Can't be any worse than bleech. Human Discrimination!
it's obvious; they're trying to illustrate that the only way the lower class can hope to pay it off is for their kid to be an astronaut so if things go awry they get insurance payouts. it's sick really
Ox cart commercials inspired Vasco de Gama to circle Cape of Good Hope to reach India and the East Indies. It put Portugal on the map, so to speak.
There’s a story for sure
Did you just post this twice?
They really do be like that though
Happens every day
Lincoln: the car for older people who still want to live in the mid 20th century, and pretend that we'd all be flying out to space sometime in the 21st . . .
I'll take it! I can't wait wait to be astronaut...
MOTIVATION FRIDAYS
Astro naut whit 2 horns
Step 3: profit.
MOTIVATION FRIDAYS
what intern fucked up and posted this twice
sounds right
Bill Hicks on marketing
elonmusk they have a lot to do with each other.
My favorite thing to do to keep from feeling 'Lincoln Envy' is to think to myself 'it's really just a Ford!' Then I smirk as I drive past in my Honda minivan🙄
The Ford Pubic, the world’s first recycled car. It’s made from old coarse ‘airs.
CC michaeljknowles.
Somehow Matthew McConaughey is involved.
Mcconaughey in the lincoln lawyer, interstellar part 2.
“It’s easy to reach for the stars when you drive a car promoted by one. Alright? Alright. Alright!”
Nice
Oh yes. Probably that's where my first daughter came to be. The leather's quite soft at the back if you ask me.
Nothing makes you want to leave the planet faster than owning a Lincoln.
Better than a Corvair.
And why is Matthew McConaughey the voice of Mission Control?
Something to do with being a stowaway.
Be rich Afford Lincoln Send Daughter to private High School Daughter goes to Purdue ? Astronaut
To be fair, if you can afford a Lincoln, you can probably afford a good enough school for your daughter to become an astronaut
This looks like Interstellar to me with space and a Lincoln
Well she's always pissing on the fake grass making her.... astro naughty
Well, it won't NOT turn your daughter into an astronaut.
I'll buy it
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