Note to self: Never, EVER pose for stock photos. At least with The Onion, everybody knows it's not real, but still, if that chap was my neighbour or coworker, I wouldn't be able to speak to him without picturing a mustard jar.
Should look up how to do it himself on Mayo clinic
Excuse me. Do you have any Poupon Grey?
Shouldn’t have asked for Grey Poopon.
If he’s English he’ll also need to get his head removed from his rectum!!
How does this even happen 😯😖
Have you got any Grey Pou... aw, hell no! Never mind
OctopusCaveman
Dijon or Plain Yellow? It matters....
Its people like these that keep the illegal Mustard jar removal business flourishing..
Rectum? Darn near killed 'em
I gotz nothin' on This...
But it's Empty!
Money's no object.
Hey can you guys do a story or poll on where the Dotard should attend services rhis easter? My preference would be Atlah in NYC, but St Louis Cathedral in NOLA would work too.
to those replying that there would be a long waiting time to get this done (for free) by the NHS, i say no, it would be done immediately and i'm not telling you how i know that
Teddy_de_Chypre J_a_c_k_tpn
My 8 year old said, 'Grey Poopon!' Then he asked me if I got it. Then he asked if I got it. Then he wanted to know if I got it.
Mustardcare4All
“Expressing surprise upon learning the high price of the commonplace procedure” … where do they think this stuff up from :)
American Man Astounded to Hear How Long the NHS UK approved time for the impacted mustard jar is before treatment approved.
wait mustard jars are a thing guess you learn something new eceryday
We have summarized this news so that you can read it quickly. If you are interested in the news, you can read the full text here. Read more:
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
HHS Provides $100 Million to Help U.S. Healthcare Systems Prepare For COVID-19 PatientsThe U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Office of the Assistant Secretary for Preparedness and Response (HHS ASPR) today announced it will provide $100 million to aid U.S. healthcare systems in preparing quickly for a surge in COVID-19 patients. PHEgov This is definitely not enough! I hope the free market can make up the rest of the shortfall and continue to keep the world safe with their great work that each and every doctor up through investor can do! ❤️ SecAzar PHEgov People are dying in NY. Please reconsider and send more ventilators PHEgov TWO MONTHS LATE. LOOKS LIKE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT YOUR JOB IS.
Source: HHSGov - 🏆 147. / 63 Read more »
Ford is working with 3M and GE to make respirators and ventilatorsFord announced Tuesday that it's working with 3M and GE Healthcare to produce medical equipment and protective gear for healthcare workers to help address shortages in the fight against the coronavirus. Now, there are 46000 cases in America, but they still fight against each other. However,It just took China 10 days to build a new hospital when January. Why America don’t have the same efficiency with China? I think that’s the problem of American system😔 The carnival barker is announcing a *town hall* on Fox at 1 p.m. I beg you NOT to cover it. The shit show had to end. Didnt know that auto manufacturers have the capacity to produce products in a sterile environment...how long will it take to ramp up their production line to meet this standard? What about the PPE that the workers will need to work the production lines to make these! I call BS
Source: CNN - 🏆 4. / 95 Read more »
What the $2 trillion stimulus bill means for the healthcare industry - Business InsiderThe CARES Act has numerous provisions to rescue the healthcare system, which has become flooded by the demands of treating the novel coronavirus.
Source: BusinessInsider - 🏆 729. / 51 Read more »
IHF: iShares U.S. Healthcare Providers ETF - Stock Price, Quote and News - CNBCThe iShares Healthcare Providers ETF (IHF) is surging today, led by names like Tenet, Humana, and Universal Health Services. The ETF's largest component, UnitedHealth, is on pace for its best week since May 2009.
Source: CNBC - 🏆 12. / 72 Read more »
What It’s Like to Self-Quarantine With a Michelin-Starred Chef'It’s the only source of joy, the only routine. We must eat, and we’ll make it beautiful, and I’ll feel obscene and grotesque in my luck, and also sated and okay, for a few hours.'
Source: NYMag - 🏆 111. / 63 Read more »
Add Some Peanut Butter to Your DinnerLook beyond sweet jelly—your peanut butter jar is perfect for salads, soups, even dumplings. Don’t taunt me with ingredients I haven’t been able to find in Bozeman! Seriously though, have not located PB. 😂 😭
Source: SAVEURMAG - 🏆 115. / 63 Read more »