Area Man Will Be Judge Of Whether Woman Actually True Baseball Fan

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CHICAGO—Saying that he alone could determine the legitimacy the woman’s claim, area man Luke Haggerty will be the judge of whether coworker Delia Carroll is actually a true baseball fan, sources confirmed Wednesday. “She says she’s a huge baseball fan, but we’ll just see about that,” said Haggerty, peppering the woman with seemingly innocuous questions about the current National League standings and her thoughts on recent trades in order to covertly ascertain the true scope of her expertise. “Hey, where’s your favorite place to sit in Wrigley? Know who’s pitching tonight? Who are some of your favorite players from the ’90s?” At press time, Haggerty grudgingly deemed the woman a true baseball fan, but emphasized she’d never be the fan he was.

 

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This kind of man is the kind that has a small penis,insecure and is probably single.These are the kind of assholes that pop quiz me all the time for my love of baseball,basketball,football and hockey!The face they make when they realize they talked2the wrong girl is priceless!

Would you bang

As long as she can have wine during the game, sure.

ellesep seems up your alley.

timhall89

trick is no one really is a baseball fan, but alot of people are beer and chips fans lifehack

Sandberg, Maddux, Grace, Sosa, GIRARDI... and the other catcher was Berryhill.

Infield fly rule. Go.

Do not forget that america has invested money into growing more Drogon dragon offspring to help watch mexican border!

morasee

I told y’all you can me.

So in the '38 Series what second baseman...... if this is too stressful here I could come over tonight and tudor you.

If she's an alcoholic she probably is.

redneckdaniels

inlovewthesalsa

nattyiceeeeeee

keithlaw

When area woman mentions WHIP, area man wonders why she's talking about a Devo song.

“White area man”

Delia waits patiently as Luke makes his 3rd attempt at mansplaining the Infield Fly rule.

knicoles528

It's so much fun when I know more though! 👧

This is 100% fair. And in return she will inform him if size matters.......

kellyawallace The Cubs jersey. It me

Diner

LynnSchonberg

'So, if there's a designated hitter, is it still baseball?'

he's such a Proud Boy, yes he is!

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