CHARLOTTE, NC—Saying it has already become a fixture in his daily routine, local 27-year-old Greg Weise installed a home pull-up bar to absentmindedly tap while passing through the hallway, sources confirmed Tuesday.
“This bar just slips right over almost any doorframe, so it’s really easy to inattentively tap it when I go in and out of my bedroom,” said Weise, who added that the bar’s padding is an excellent surface to idly drum his fingers on as he stands in the doorway. “It’s really convenient to be able to occasionally grab the bar and then lean really far forward to sort of stretch a little bit.
“ yep, still there… “
I’m 6’5” and my wife leaves hers up just so I bang my head.
I hang my clean shirts on mine..
Why am I feeling attacked?
I feel attacked
I'm a horrible human, I thought it said Asian man!
My spouse
💪
Just looking at it everyday, knowing that maybe one day, not far in the distant future, you might actually do a chin up on that thing.... you feel a sense of accomplishment
pattonoswalt Ha! You fool. Mine in sitting on the floor BESIDE the doorway, so clearly you’re not making fun of ME!
pattonoswalt 🍔🍟🍺🍻
pattonoswalt This is literally every college apartment in Madison. 😂
Who let you in my house?
I’m more interested in knowing why they chose butted joints instead of mitered joints for that door casing.
pattonoswalt Lol I keep smacking my head into mine
pattonoswalt
I want to thank The Onion for continuing, ceaselessly and thanklessly, for providing me with hard hitting and close-to-home stories all these years. Y'all do fine work
Area man Length x Width = Justice
I use mine to stretch out after sitting in office chair for 12 hours. Hits the spot (please help I’m dying)
if the ceiling were higher I'd use it more
The smartest tweet you’ve ever tweeted!!! So incredibly apt!!!!!
Hey stop posting images of my home!! 😳😎🤪
its_mumu_
pattonoswalt Why you gotta call me out like that?
pattonoswalt
If all the unused home gym was put together, it would .......O who cares I can't be bothered.
Only bad things will happen if I do use it
murtazacol hrishisolunke 😁
That’s good motivation. For what I have no idea.
I went and did one just to prove you wrong. Hands are dusty but it was worth it
just like school
The Onion is following me around again
When he said was installing a bar in the man cave, I was thinking of something else.
Damn dude, why you gotta be so savage
That’s why I never buy exercise ma Hines. They would just be a place to hang my handbags.
I'll get back to it one day, I swear.
That's known as a man cave tic
Like my Peloton
Hey I do that, lol...
Area Man is my favourite superhero
not funny
*hang clothes off of
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