Alcohol, Parties, Vol 50 Issue 46

Alcohol, Parties

Man Scolded By Brother-In-Law For Not Taking Better Advantage Of Open Bar

'Man Scolded By Brother-In-Law For Not Taking Better Advantage Of Open Bar'

10/23/2021 6:15:00 AM

'Man Scolded By Brother-In-Law For Not Taking Better Advantage Of Open Bar'

SACRAMENTO, CA—Noticing that he was still drinking the same bottle of Samuel Adams from 10 minutes ago, brother-in-law Todd Moore reportedly admonished local man Bryan Campos for not taking full advantage of the open bar at a family wedding Saturday. “Dude, it’s free,” said Moore, noting that the clock was ticking and…

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Parents charged in Michigan school shooting returning to town, attorney says

The suspected gunman, 15-year-old Ethan Crumbley, allegedly used his father's semi-automatic handgun in Tuesday's shooting.

A newlywed relative actually said this to me. I told them I was enjoying the food, and if I both eat and drink a lot I feel like crap. ryantompkins_ The dude in this stock photo looks just like ScottsTOL I told you that off the record! Always-ALWAYS-tip your Bartender! why does this one have quotes Nature has rules that must be obeyed

Area man now really disturbed that his sister, HIS OWN SISTER!, married his high school nemesis. Oh thank God, the Onion isn't talking about me. When in Rome The real savvy man brings a camelback under his suit and starts siphoning neat triples of the best bourbon into it. If anyone asks, you’re a hunchback with a drinking problem. Honestly not the worst wedding conversation starter

Covid: Isle of Man residents encouraged to wear face masks indoorsThe public health advice comes amid a rise in Covid-19 cases to more than 700 on the Isle of Man.

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Man with tattooed face tried to rape woman sleeping next to boyfriend, police sayThe suspect claimed that the woman had made sexual advances towards him in a bathroom, but he 'told her no' because he 'had a curfew and needed to leave.' Kinda buried the lede there I feel like I got dropped in the middle of an 800 page story

Texas police officer fired after fatal shooting of man following low-speed chase'They are handing down judgements without giving time for a complete investigation,' said the Arlington Police Association. Which is code for 'you didn't give us enough time to cover it up!' I mean really.... just fired?! The guy just killed a man. Kneel now!~! America. Texas: Police: executing: for MovingViolations. Maddow Lawrence.

Man accused by judge of 'leading the charge' in Capitol Riot denied release from jailChristian Matthew Manley is allegedly seen in videos trying to breach the Capitol, using pepper spray twice on officers and lobbing a metal rod at police.

Video Shows Cops Forcing Man Off Subway After He Says He Asked Them To Wear MasksAndrew Gilbert said he was pushed from a New York City subway platform by two maskless NYPD officers after reminding them of the city's mask law. The female cop is kinda hot. She gets a pass. 👍🏼 NYPD brass put out statement that cops were NOT fired or even suspended. Seemed kinda proud of that actually. 🤷‍♂️ Only disciplinary action? If regular people do mistakes like these law enforcement, they will get fired. Jeezz..

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