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Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something

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CHICAGO—Worrying that he could be caught off guard anywhere, at any time, area man Dan Moritz on Friday was reportedly afraid some woman might come out of the woodwork to hold him accountable for something. “I’m honestly starting to get a little freaked out that a woman could, out of nowhere, start demanding that I take responsibility for something that I absolutely did,” said Moritz, adding that he had no way of knowing if the woman who would suddenly hold him responsible for his actions would be a female friend, coworker, or even a woman he met only once at a party. “I can’t shake the fear that, one day, I’m just minding my own business when I’m blindsided by a woman who’s spent possibly years building up the courage to confront me with something horrible that was definitely my fault.” Moritz went on to say that while he was anxious, all he could do was hope for the best and just keep living his life as he always had.

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Will society has many several changes in last 12 years he might get all types of people that come forward..

Happens ALL THE DAMN TIME!

I tried. Statute of limitations. 23andme

Nah - the country blacked out last night

'i been accused a the things i done'

Saw this and thought of you CawthornforNC LOL

It's totally understandable he has these concerns.

the guy might have been around enough women to know how ruthless and mental many of them are (just like many men). See: Tara Reade. A slight, a perceived slight or jealousy is enough to get a vindictive, crazy, ruthless person against you and weaponizing “believe all women”

According to the chart he might be okay.

You can’t change your past, but you can act and treat people better going forward.

Man's bizarre fear was later explained when DNA showed him to be a distant relative of VP Pence. Further studies are being done to research a cure. Ancestors dot com is compiling the data base- should another instance occur the cause could be released with a simple form signed

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Is it Joe Biden?

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