America's Finest Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt

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Oh, that was for my NECK?! 🤔

Can i buy one for the price of three?

Wow! What an amazing deal! 🤣

Jokes on you, if I get the fourth one I’ll never wear it...

Can’t miss this!

That Onion logo is an aiming point for cops.

Will you throw in the tax?

Always with the comedy. 😝😝😝

I’m going to outsmart you and only buy the fourth one!

I am disappointed to find that the onion store does not sell onions

There is something fishy about this deal 🤔

How long is the offer good for?

'‘자아, 자존심, 자기애…’ 그것을 통해 사탄이 인간을 옭아메는 것입니다 폭풍이 왔을 때에야 그 사람의 본 모습을 알 수 있습니다 ExpressFridayVigil

ExpressFridayVigil The wealth of the world has diverted the Church to another destination different from Heaven.

Zip front? You should be arrested.

“Black teen shot to death by police for “looking suspicious”, found wearing Onion hoodie”

love the Onion!

Kinda wish you had an option in Onion-green

Too hot for that. I’d rather the long-sleeve, hooded t-shirt you offered earlier.

So if I walk around in this hoodie and nothing else, I'm immune to prosecution? Thanks Onion! I appreciate this in a very real and contractually binding sense.

if it doesn’t smell like onions I don’t want it

No

Have fun with your T-shirts.

My grandmother used to call hoodies hooded sweatshirts and I now only use that version! She was great

Facial recognition can be construed as indecent if y'all ugly af.

Looks a little Qish.

Correct, that is not a t-shirt.

Lmao you guys took down the last tweet and reposted this

PRAISE ONION

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